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Posted : August 25, 2018 6:09 am
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For cripes sake, that's HC in disguise getten' ready to eat the whole setup.?ÿ ??ÿ

 
Posted : August 25, 2018 6:19 am
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That's Cousin Betty Lou, I'll have you know. ?ÿWatch her closely. ?ÿShe know's which mushrooms make her jump (or float) over Pluto.

 
Posted : August 25, 2018 7:01 am
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Posted by: holy cow

She know's which

HC is that really you, the leader of the spelling police?

 
Posted : August 25, 2018 7:48 am
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Posted by: holy cow

That's Cousin Betty Lou...

Betty Lou sure got a purdy brisket...

 
Posted : August 25, 2018 9:56 am
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I hate this dammmmmmm laptop. ?ÿHooves are too big for the keys. ?ÿBut, due to the heightened security protocols used now by RPLS Today I can't use my work PC. ?ÿ Using the hunt and peck system. ?ÿ That's my frustrated excuse and I'm sticking to it.

 
Posted : August 25, 2018 10:29 am
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Rover rod left unattended and cow will destroy it just because she can by knocking it over and inviting all her friends to walk over it in a procession where they all leave with heads high and tails waggin' cause they all got rid of something that don't belong in their yard.

 
Posted : August 25, 2018 12:33 pm
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Horses are the worst, I had to wrestle a radio wire from one overly friendly mare. ?ÿShe had knocked the base over and figured it was good to eat. And she wouldn't leave.?ÿ

 
Posted : August 25, 2018 5:39 pm
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Because cattle can't read, we just show them this warning picture:

Cow shaped BBQ Grill 2
 
Posted : August 25, 2018 6:41 pm
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Posted by: Bill93
Posted by: holy cow

She know's which

HC is that really you, the leader of the spelling police?

Even I know, thanks to Bill 93 there is no apostrophe after the "w" in knows.?ÿ So there!?ÿ ??ÿ

" GRAMMER
The older boy's baseball (singular possessive, belonging to one boy) almost went into the river, which would have ruined the fun the boys (simple plural) enjoyed until the boys' mothers (plural possessive) called them to supper."

 
Posted : August 26, 2018 4:16 am
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grammar

?ÿ

 
Posted : August 26, 2018 4:32 am
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UPDATE:?ÿ Did I mention that this client is a veterinarian??ÿ Well today I drove to the clinic to deliver the survey drawings and to collect the balance due payment from the good doctor.?ÿ He ushered me back to the surgical room again for our transaction.?ÿ This has proven to be useful as the two (usually vacant) stainless steel surgical tables are good for spreading out paperwork, etc.?ÿ Well today I noticed that one of the tables was occupied.?ÿ Nothing was said.?ÿ Here is the text message I received as I was driving away from our meeting (I think that there is some auto-correct happening, which is humorous in itself, but the main message represents one of the best text message received to date from a client) :

"Hey Brad it's Dave, sorry I should let you know that dog on the other table is not dead I'm getting ready to a dental cleaning on it and I didn't want you to think I'm fine. He brought me back for the dead dog but it's just under anesthesia thank you"

 
Posted : August 30, 2018 10:29 am
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Posted by: MightyMoe

Horses are the worst, I had to wrestle a radio wire from one overly friendly mare. ?ÿShe had knocked the base over and figured it was good to eat. And she wouldn't leave.?ÿ

Got to wack them if they get pushy.?ÿ I once tried the gentle approach, the boss mare really started to get on me even rared up over me.?ÿ I'm not a horse person.?ÿ Talked to some horse folk, yeah got to let em know who is the boss or they will totally push you around.?ÿ You can get hurt.

 
Posted : August 31, 2018 2:15 pm