I'm working on mid-month billings this morning and the following call is put through to me....
Caller: Hey 8, this is Bob with The Dewey Cheatum & Howe Group, we met a couple weeks ago and I told you i'd follow up with a call!
Me: Who? Where?
Caller: You remember, Bob, we talked about your business
Me: How may I help you, Bob?
Caller: Well 8, tell me more about the inner workings of your business
Me Do what?
Caller: Yes, we last talked about your business and you asked me to call you back to discuss the internal workings of your business
Me: I don't know you, I have to go, I'm working on billings.
Caller: OK 8, you can reach me...CLICK.....
Admin told me he asked for me by name.....phishers..... Phone number on caller Id had a Tampa FL area code. No listing for his business name or the phone number......
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you...
Scumsuckingbottomfeederzrus at your service. How may we scuttle yer bucket?
Hang on a sec (hand me that scalpel) ok, go ahead? (no! Grease the tube first!l) sorry, what was that?
Hey, were kinda busy... You see, this cat wanted a sex change, and we have to give him an emema, before we start...
O! Gawd! It sprayed me in the face! Hey, could i call you back? Here, I'll hand the phone to my secretary...