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If I was a lawyer, I'd be ashamed.

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(@tommy-young)
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I know y'all have seen those "surveyors reports" a title company will want you to fill out regarding easements and such on the property. Well, I filled out one yesterday where the date information was listed as "________, 19_____". If I was a lawyer, I'd be ashamed to be sending something out of my office in 2011 that asked for a 1900 something date.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 11:25 am
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>If I was a lawyer, I'd be ashamed.

No you wouldn't. The three year law school process is designed to systematically remove the ability to feel ashamed from you by the time of it's completion.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 11:41 am
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Sounds like a good idea to me....by the time you fill it out, the statute of limitations will have run out for anything you may have done wrong....;-)

Mr Fleming, re: "Paddle Faster I hear Banjos"......that must be TDD surveying behind you.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 11:45 am
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The dangers of "boilerplate"............I've been there a time or two myself.

But, it's probably not the attorney, but rather a secretary or clerk who pulled a sample out of a file and ran with it.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 11:57 am
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The lawyer probably never even looked at it. You should be mad at his secretary instead.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 12:03 pm
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. . . feel ashamed from you by the time of it's completion.

Do you mean "by the time of its completion."? Odd seeing bad grammar in a message about typos.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 1:17 pm
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Have you, or have you not, ever seen the movie "Deliverance", with Burt Reynolds, specifically the "Squeal like a pig" part of the movie.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 1:21 pm
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> Have you, or have you not, ever seen the movie "Deliverance", with Burt Reynolds, specifically the "Squeal like a pig" part of the movie.

Mr McCabe,
I understood the reference to Deliverance the first time I saw that avatar.

I was only making the joke because I recently saw TDD redo his old quote where he says he can survey with a banjo.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 1:45 pm
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> . . . feel ashamed from you by the time of it's completion.
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> Do you mean "by the time of its completion."? Odd seeing bad grammar in a message about typos.

You think using "it's" instead of "its" is as bad as sending out a form at least 10 years out of date?

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 2:30 pm
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But the lawyer probably charged his client 15 minutes for having to tell his secretary to find and send the form.

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 3:11 pm
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You had me at "If I was a lawyer, I'd be ashamed." I thought it was a statement of opinion with which I wholly agree. 😉

 
Posted : January 21, 2011 3:32 pm
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Yep

 
Posted : January 26, 2011 3:28 pm