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(@dave-karoly)
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When the customer brings the car in with a bent fender the Land Surveyor would say, "Oh hey, I'm not bending any fender lines! I will have to show the fender straight on the plan!"

Note on fender plan:
FOUND FENDER, BENT 0.56' INWARD, NOT ACCEPTED.

 
Posted : August 1, 2012 6:51 pm
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Funny, I left the body business 30 years ago to get a college education so I could have a job where I was not hot, dirty and tired all the time.

Bruce

 
Posted : August 2, 2012 1:53 am
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> Funny, I left the body business 30 years ago to get a college education so I could have a job where I was not hot, dirty and tired all the time.
>
> Bruce

Yeah Bruce, the joke is on you huh! 🙂

 
Posted : August 2, 2012 5:23 am
(@jack-chiles)
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I came here for the waters

Evidently, I was misinformed.

 
Posted : August 2, 2012 6:55 am
(@scott-mclain)
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> If a Land Surveyor owned an auto body business...
He would like insurance companies...
and
The clients would pay their invoice before they got their land back...
😀

 
Posted : August 2, 2012 10:49 am