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Dave Ingram
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Watch what you say!


 
Posted : November 21, 2013 7:53 am
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Just went through airport security 10 minutes ago.

"Do you have anything in your shirt pocket, sir?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"I'll have to pat you down."

"Whatever."

"Hmmm. Must have just been a wrinkle."

I could tell he was disappointed that he didn't find a stick of dynamite or a set of nunchucks or something.


 
Posted : November 21, 2013 9:14 am
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> "Hmmm. Must have just been a wrinkle."

I believe you may have an age related civil rights claim in the making. I'd advise running in the direction of the next ambulance siren you hear and flagging down one of the attorneys chasing it.


 
Posted : November 21, 2013 9:23 am
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I would scream sexual harassment - he was looking at your tit;-)


 
Posted : November 22, 2013 9:26 pm