You guys know I'm an animal person, right? With respect to animals I'm the biggest softie on this board. So there I was, looking at dogpatch. Notice the dog snoozing on the mattress on the right. Believe it or not, that is a public street which dead ends at DMAFB. I gather nobody noticed when somebody hauled in those rotten trailers and all the junk. There was a homeless woman in a car about 200 feet away yelling something at me but I wasn't about to approach her. I walked past the junk to get a shot on a monument in the far end, and the dogs all scattered. Then I turned around and realized they had me cornered. I brazened it out because I know that a display of confidence is essential, and they scattered. Except one of them circled around behind me and got me in the leg. I got that cleaned up with the medical kit I keep in the car, then called animal control. He wisely decided to wait for reinforcements. The CVS walk in medical clinic wouldn't talk to me, so I went to my doc and he pronounced me probably okay but prescribed Amoxicillin in case of a bacterial infection. My wife is supposed to call right away if she notices me biting the dog. Geez.
Good Grief! You were ambushed! :excruciating:
Sir, Lil' Abner just reported that you have insulted the fine name of Dogpatch with this post. Expect to receive a letter from Billy Hill, Esq. shortly demanding a public retraction, compliance with a cease and desist order, and one of those new kind of dollars (milleyun) for compensation.
An' if that don't work, Mammy'll put a double whammy on ya.
Edit: Now I'm not so sure I remembered right. I went looking for a picture, and find very few references to Mammy having that power. Mostly it was Evil Eye Fleagle, who could do a single, double, or triple whammy. I thought Mammy could do some of them, also.