Free goats.
They will dance on your cars. They will eat your neighbors shrubs (we are the neighbors). They will snort, fart, and run away from you.
They are soooo cute! Come get them after my neighbors leave. If somebody stops you, tell them that it was from a Craigslist ad. You will have to catch them. Bring a pan of food. They are FREE to a good home. Or a bad home. I really don't care. In fact, you can come get them, butcher them, and put spices And herbs with them, and give them to your peta neighbors. Or simply bury them. Bring chains, or ropes. Or simply happen to have lead poisoning occur, right along with a loud sound.
You can even leave them out in the freeway. They have obnoxious mating habits. Come one, come all! get them off my lawn!
Please.
Thats to funny. If we were closer goats are bringing a good price around here. Depending on breed etc. Next to where I lease pasture for my cows a fella has a bunch of goats that are always out and about. Luckily my truck has not been danced on yet.?ÿ
Google cabrito.?ÿ A very successful manner in which one deals with goats that won't stay in their pen.?ÿ It involves a low slow smoky fire and various sauces.?ÿ My fav is tacos cabrito served on warm corn tortillas.
Years ago I started with three Nubian goats for my son's FFA project; one stinky old buck and two young does.?ÿ They breed faster than rabbits.?ÿ And keeping these little Houdinis in a pen is nearly impossible.?ÿ After they've chewed up everything in sight (including the screens off storm doors and a vinyl top on my wife's car) and stomping all over everything, the word "cute" to describe them is far from appropriate.
They can outrun and outmaneuver any hungry canine and defy any attempt to lasso them.?ÿ I did have some luck with a tattered old burlap bag. If you can get close enough to toss the bag at them, it can get caught in their horns.?ÿ This might give you a few milliseconds to grab one.
If perhaps they break their neck by fighting and wrestling the burlap bag...reference my first paragraph.?ÿ
Goats do not respect boundaries.?ÿ Any kind of boundaries.?ÿ Not good surveyor stock.
Didn't they make a movie about goats??ÿ Free Billy or something like that?
C'mon down here and grab a dozen Pythons. Turn 'em loose with the goats, and the goats should be gone in a month or so. ?????ÿ
After they run out of pythons to eat.
The following data is provided to encourage you both to reconsider.
Once each month a sheep and goat sale takes place at the county fairgrounds in Yates Center, Kansas.?ÿ Just a half mile south of where US 54 and US 75 intersect at a four-way stop.?ÿ The next sale is October 4, should you be interested.?ÿ They sold 1076 goats and 942 sheep at the September 6 sale as follows:
#1 Kid Goats (40-65 lb.) at $2.30 to $3.10 per lb.
#1 Kids (70-100 lb.) at $1.60 to $2.45 per lb.
Light Kids (under 40 lb.) at $2.40 to $3.35 per lb.
#2 Kid Goats?ÿ at $1.80 to $2.65 per lb.
Nannies at $1.35 to $1.65 per lb.
Thin Nannies at $0.90 to $1.25 per lb.
Big Billies at $1.80 to $2.30 per lb.?ÿ
BTW, the little missus has informed me that if I buy any goats I will soon be a poor single fellow again.
In the latest Thor Marvel movie, Thor saves some planet from a bunch of monsters and as a reward, the local leader gives him two large screaming goats.?ÿ The local leader then says, "No backsies".?ÿ They were the best part of the movie.
