Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in thePaper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do Sum Acounting 2.
I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole Person.
Pepole really seam to respond good to me.
I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2Complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
Job Bcuz of my persinalety..
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a
Pickture of me B low wid my sisture
Dear
Peggy May:
Start on Monday, We have spell check.
Louie
No doubt, Louie made a good decision.
Wonder, if the sister needs a job?
I wonder if W and A would mind starting a dirty old man category?:-P
> I wonder if W and A would mind starting a dirty old man category?:-P
Count me in!!:-D
-JD-
That is my main goal in life -- to live long enough to be a dirty old man.
That reminds me of a friend who, when asked how he wanted to eventually die, said "At age 99, shot by a jealous husband."
At Gilbert, Kelly, & Coutourie, Land Surveyors in New Orleans ... all original partners have since passed away, I recall Mr. Kelly. He was in his 90s back in the 1980s, and still came into the office about once a week. There was always at least one drop-dead georgous secretary employed at the time, and each time she'd pass by Mr. Kelly's desk he'd reach over and give her a pinch. She'd giggle and keep on going. Next week, same thing all over again.
Too bad they don't allow such things at LSU. So far, anyway ... 🙂
Stop me if you've heard this one...
Nice looking young girl applying for a typist position. Male interviewer asks her, "Can you type sixty words a minute?"
"No", she replied.
"Well, can you type forty words a minute?"
"No."
"Twenty?"
"Probably not."
Noticably frustrated the interviewer quips, "I guess you're just a hunt and pecker."
"Oh, definitely not! I'm really looking for a job!"...
takes a minute....
:snarky:
> At Gilbert, Kelly, & Coutourie, Land Surveyors in New Orleans ... all original partners have since passed away, I recall Mr. Kelly. He was in his 90s back in the 1980s, and still came into the office about once a week. There was always at least one drop-dead georgous secretary employed at the time, and each time she'd pass by Mr. Kelly's desk he'd reach over and give her a pinch. She'd giggle and keep on going. Next week, same thing all over again.
>
> Too bad they don't allow such things at LSU. So far, anyway ... 🙂
Kept him going.:-P
Mr Cow
What's your email now?
Mine's mcls@windstream.net
Nate
Mr Cow
Check yer e-mail, bro.
