The Top Ten things only the cows know about their owner
I didn't know you had an owner!
Yes, I do.?ÿ And, she seems dang proud of that fact.?ÿ The foolish girl must think she married up as the old-timers would say about someone marrying into a social status above their own.?ÿ She didn't, but let her have her fantasy.
I didn't know you had an owner!
If anyone needs to be kept "in check" it's HC! ?????ÿ
I didn't know you had an owner!
Obviously you ain't married yet. ?????ÿ
@flga-2-2?ÿ
Wrong - 50 years, feels like either 100 years or 6 months, all depending...
Bank balance says it looks more like 100 years and counting...
I like to tell my wife...
"It feels like we've been together for 8 minutes......under water"
I like to tell my wife...
What you really meant was "I'd like to tell my wife..."
Cause if you really said that you'd git a ass whoopin from her. ?????ÿ
He may be kinda scrawny but it's a wiry kinda scrawny.?ÿ I'd put my bets on him.
#2 is probably much more accustomed to such comments than #1 ever was.?ÿ That's why she's lasted as #2.
My #2 learned early that I was prone to say what I was thinking, whether she liked it or not.?ÿ I think the first time was when we were dating and she got huffy and said, "That's enough.?ÿ I'm going home."?ÿ And, my response was, "Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out."
On a different occasion she was mad and was making sure I understood she was mad, very mad.?ÿ She elevated to upset when I said, "You'll get over it."
That was over 25 years ago and she's still here.
I like to tell my wife...
What you really meant was "I'd like to tell my wife..."
Cause if you really said that you'd git a ass whoopin from her. ?????ÿ
Lol...she's short and can't kick that high ????ÿ
#2 is probably much more accustomed to such comments than #1 ever was.?ÿ That's why she's lasted as #2.
Boy you're not kidding...#2 is in it for the long haul, she just gives me a dirty look or punches me in the arm. We're in our 17th year together.
I like to tell my wife...
What you really meant was "I'd like to tell my wife..."
Cause if you really said that you'd git a ass whoopin from her. ?????ÿ
Lol...she's short and can't kick that high ????ÿ
Then she'd just have to knock you down first.
Back when I was still living with my parents there was a neighbor lady whose son grew much taller and bigger than she was.?ÿ She would tell him to sit on a chair.?ÿ Then, she would start yelling at him for some appropriate reason.?ÿ She could be far more dominating by using that trick.?ÿ Sadly, my mother learned and employed that technique as well.
Lol...she's short and can't kick that high
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That may be so, but does she (or you for that matter) realize that she can make a fist and reach the same height, but on the front side.
