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When it comes to the toilet paper roll I am an over the top and down while my wife is an under and up. ?ÿThe battle has gone on for over 20 years.

Now, we have a new holder..................it holds the roll vertically. ?ÿHow am I supposed to know which way is right?

 
Posted : June 22, 2018 8:05 pm
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Righty tighty lefty loosey

 
Posted : June 22, 2018 8:14 pm
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I'd modify it with a bolt in the back so that it is positioned slightly out from the wall and able to rotate 360?ø.?ÿ Now with a quick twist it will feed left, right, over the top or from underneath........I should patent that.

 
Posted : June 22, 2018 8:36 pm
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If you have young kids it's under so they don't unroll the whole roll on the floor. If you're over 50 it's on the top so you can find the end easier. Pretty basic rules to live by. Easily solved by his and hers restrooms.

 
Posted : June 22, 2018 9:50 pm
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I wonder if Mrs Cow has started the same post on her forum.

 
Posted : June 22, 2018 11:23 pm
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Posted by: Stephen Ward

I'd modify it with a bolt in the back so that it is positioned slightly out from the wall and able to rotate 360?ø.?ÿ Now with a quick twist it will feed left, right, over the top or from underneath........I should patent that.

I'm already working on licensing the music for the ad campaign?ÿ

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 1:59 am
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If you have a lunatic cat she's right. If you don't you are correct according to etiquette.?ÿ ?ÿ ??ÿ

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 4:47 am
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Posted by: holy cow

When it comes to the toilet paper roll I am an over the top and down while my wife is an under and up. ?ÿThe battle has gone on for over 20 years.

Now, we have a new holder..................it holds the roll vertically. ?ÿHow am I supposed to know which way is right?

maybe you should have turned the "English-as- a- second- language" installation diagram 90 degrees......?ÿ ??ÿ

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 7:14 am
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There is a new problem. ?ÿThought I would grab a bit of TP to use blowing my nose. ?ÿStrolled up, gave a yank and about ten feet went spinning off the roll. ?ÿSooner or later will discover how it works from a seated position. ?ÿPromise not to issue an up to the minute report.

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 8:27 am
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This thread has the potential for GTOTW, Greatest Thread Of The Week.

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 8:59 am
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Posted by: holy cow

There is a new problem. ?ÿThought I would grab a bit of TP to use blowing my nose.?ÿ

Worst part about summer...never a long sleeved shirt around when you need one.?ÿ

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 9:08 am
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noveltyelectrictoilettissue
 
Posted : June 23, 2018 9:24 am
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Posted by: paden cash
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I got nothin.........truth is truly stranger than fiction.

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 9:34 am
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3 seashells

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 9:35 am
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Just buy this and use tp to dry.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1529779438&sr=8-3&keywords=luxe+toilet+bidet

They are great as well as hygienic.?ÿ ? ?ÿ

?ÿ

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 10:48 am
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pretty sure someone has adapted that cob with box that accepts a?ÿlithium ion cammy-?ÿ

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 11:03 am
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My dad told me they had a hole in the floorboards of their Model T to use for relief on long trips, and a rag tied to the drive shaft as an automatic wiper.

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 1:10 pm
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It's really quite simple. This now is a Feng Shui issue.

If you will flush your toilet and observe the direction the water swirls, the answer will come to you. Harmony is a beautiful thing.

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 1:14 pm
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Posted by: Rankin_File

pretty sure someone has adapted that cob with box that accepts a?ÿlithium ion cammy-?ÿ

The electrified bum cleaning husk

Was AC powered and therefore quite brusk

Now everything's fine

Where the sun doesn't shine

And for that we can thank Elon Musk

?ÿ

 
Posted : June 23, 2018 1:27 pm
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