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Honey, you're so cute when you get mad...?....
I knew i should have bought that Javad system ....but Nooooo, I didnt?ÿ ???ÿ?ÿ
Nate enforcing his "by appointment only" home office policy.
"They call her Georgia because she is shaped like the state of Georgia"
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"Never mind the dog!"
"Stay out of my flower bed!"
When momma ain't happy, ain't noooooo-body happy.
Well, now, you see here Mr. TV reporter. ?ÿThis is how it were. ?ÿThe tornady came roarin' in from thataway, circled round da milkin' barn, ripped all my rhubarb right outta da garden, swirled da pigs a bunch in da mud, moved da house 'bout ten feet thisaway, tossed da '59 Edsel in da neighbor's ditch an' flew off towards Jeff City.
Well, now, you see here Mr. TV reporter. ?ÿThis is how it were. ?ÿThe tornady came roarin' in from thataway, circled round da milkin' barn, ripped all my rhubarb right outta da garden, swirled da pigs a bunch in da mud, moved da house 'bout ten feet thisaway, tossed da '59 Edsel in da neighbor's ditch an' flew off towards Jeff City.
During tornado warnings my better half gets on Facebook to remind all her FB friends to keep the "bras & teeth" handy in case they're interviewed by a roving news crew filming 'nader damage.?ÿ?ÿ
"Who Pissed On My Chair?!" ???
"NO SEX FOR 3 MONTHS"!
or
"Who the F*** drank all the goddamn Bud Light"?
I told you not to wash the dog scooper in the dishwasher!!
I'm ready for my pedicure....
I told you not to wash the dog scooper in the dishwasher!!
I just now saw this...what a laugh!
It's been a year or two and SWMBO still has to hover over me when I run the dishwasher.?ÿ You'd think she didn't trust me....
"You left the s-6 WHERE?"
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"It's been a year or two and SWMBO still has to hover over me when I run the dishwasher.?ÿ You'd think she didn't trust me...."
Women think men are like linoleum, Lay it right the first time, and you can walk all over them for 25 years. ???? ?ÿ
