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Posted by: @paden-cash

Definitely 30 or over.

And owns a fishing boat; please send pictures of boat...

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 6:05 am
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In the great central area of the US the need is to own a tractor and to send a picture of that tractor.

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 7:22 am
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Posted by: @paden-cash

Definitely 30 or over.

And owns a fishing boat; please send pictures of boat...

And her Daddy owns a brewery. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 7:30 am
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Her name could be Fester Gross, but, if that's a really nice looking tractor,?ÿ Fessie could be a nice nickname.

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 7:39 am
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Posted by: @flga-2-2

...And her Daddy owns a brewery. ????

I don't know if I ever told the story or not, but here's the Cliff Notes:

I applied and was hired at a welding shop that manufactured commercial handrails.?ÿ Most of them were round mild steel pipes of various designs.?ÿ I think I remember the place had a contract with the government.?ÿ Anyway we made lots of handrails.?ÿ I wanted to get into MIG & TIG but would have been happy just to burn rods on the everyday steel.?ÿ I started in the materials warehouse where we chopped the pipe into various lengths.

I noticed a girl I had gone to school with up in the front office.?ÿ Her name was Carrie Lee and she was as broad as a barn and looked similar to a mule.?ÿ I mentioned to one of the guys I thought I knew her.?ÿ Turns out her father owned the place.?ÿ She remembered me and we chatted in the hall a few times.

She would bring the pay-checks down to the floor on Friday afternoons and hand them to the supervisors.?ÿ ?ÿShe got to where she would pull my check out of the stack and hand it to me personally (to a chorus of cat calls)...with a smile.?ÿ ?ÿSoon I jumped over a couple of employees and was put in the welding shop.?ÿ It became known that Carrie Lee was sweet on me and that's why I was elevated to a welding position.

It wasn't long before she started inviting me to her parent's house for backyard cookouts.?ÿ I was quickly running out of excuses.?ÿ One day I just decided it was easier to quit my job than break her heart.?ÿ I do hope whomever she snagged was kind to her...

Now half a century later, when the wind blows at night and I can't sleep, I lay in bed and wonder what might have been had I decided to become the local hand-rail magnate.?ÿ?ÿ

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 7:57 am
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The odds are high you wouldn't be posting on SurveyorConnect.?ÿ Think of all the wonderful people you would have missed out on.

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 8:13 am
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Posted by: @paden-cash
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If I was in the market, I would rather have a 30-something. More stable and likely to be easier and cheaper to entertain

Definitely 30 or over.?ÿ At least at thirty they would probably have figured out what they had been faking for the last 15 years..

Half your age, plus 7. By that formula I qualify for a 38 yr old.?ÿ That's about right.?ÿ

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 8:13 am
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@norman-oklahoma?ÿ

A 41 year-old would do just fine, as long as she has a really nice tractor and a daddy who needs a means to show losses against his business income.

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 8:18 am
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@flga-2-2?ÿ

And She's Deaf and Dumb...

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Posted : 30/03/2022 8:59 am
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Posted : 30/03/2022 10:29 am
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Posted by: @paden-cash

Now half a century later, when the wind blows at night and I can't sleep, I lay in bed and wonder what might have been had I decided to become the local hand-rail magnate.?ÿ?ÿ

As my sister put it to me, "Marry for money, you can medicate for everything else...".

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 10:53 am
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Posted by: @paden-cash

Now half a century later, when the wind blows at night and I can't sleep, I lay in bed and wonder what might have been had I decided to become the local hand-rail magnate.?ÿ

Hell with looks, sex or money, could she cook? ?????ÿ

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 11:10 am
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@dougie?ÿ
Here's a ship for ya!!!!

titanic
 
Posted : 30/03/2022 11:27 am
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@noodles?ÿ

LOL

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 11:33 am
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@noodles

?ÿYou might supply us with a list of desirables from the female point of view.?ÿ We promise not to tell Wendell what you post. ???? ???? ???? ???? ?????ÿ

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 1:51 pm
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Posted by: @holy-cow

@noodles

?ÿYou might supply us with a list of desirables from the female point of view.?ÿ We promise not to tell Wendell what you post. ???? ???? ???? ???? ?????ÿ

LOL he can see every word I type. ?????ÿ

As far as what *I* desire in a man...
A good, kind heart.
Honesty. Morals. Generosity.
A man who protects me and stands up for me.
A man who listens to my hopes, thoughts, dreams, and the not so happy things.
A man who does not mistreat animals or other humans.
A man who loves his mom and dad, his grandma, his family and friends.
A man who knows what romance is, in front of and behind closed doors.
A man who brings home flowers. And cats!
A man who is not afraid to show affection, but not smother me 24 hours a day.
A man who holds my hand. A man who cuddles on the couch.
A man who opens my car door.
A man who walks on the side of the street that protects me from falling into the street.
A man who loves to have fun! Traveling, trying new foods and cultures, etc...all fun!
A man who has some of the same interests as me, but also has his own interests.
A man who works, whether it be at McDonalds or at Microsoft.
A man who keeps himself clean and tidy. Hygiene is important!
We girls don't wanna kiss an ashtray mouth or yesterdays dinners mouth.
I don't care about weight/looks so much...I care about the heart and soul.

I think I covered it all. I'm sure I can think of more as I type along! But...this is a good start. ????ÿ

?ÿ

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 2:19 pm
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.?ÿ That is sweet.

Hey, guys.?ÿ Did you note she said nothing about money or having a daddy with lots of money or buns of steel or anything that we have exhibited in this thread??ÿ She is serious.?ÿ Good for her.

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 3:02 pm
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@holy-cow?ÿ

Seems obvious to me she is content as one could get with Wendell there for her and vice versa. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 3:29 pm
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Dammit! You mean I did all this work to get buns of steel for nothing? WTH?

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 3:57 pm
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Pix or it didn't happen. ???¦?ÿ

 
Posted : 30/03/2022 4:00 pm
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