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That's not a question you hear everyday. One of our field crew is trying for a world record - longest distance to throw a hot dog and catch it in a bun. One of the many rules the folks at Guinness have is for a PLS to certify the measurement. I may soon be standing in the shadow of greatness, "illuminated" by the invisible beam from an EDM.

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 12:11 pm
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Is this a two person operation?

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 12:26 pm
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Do you measure from the front end of the hot dog or the back end? Are there separate categories for "footlong" vs the regular 6 inchers? And is all this done with condiments or without? Can you use a device similar to a lacrosse stick to throw the hotdog or are you limited to just your arm?

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 12:47 pm
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Remember that joke about the punter who goes into a takeaway shop and asks for a hotdog and a double cheeseburger. And the cook says: "Well, it'll take a couple of minutes longer than normal because the power is off but everything is precooked and I can warm the patties under my armpits". And the punter says: "I'll take a rain check on the hotdog".

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 1:02 pm
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There is a long list of rules, which I don't have a copy of at this time, but there is a thrower, and a receiver. No body contact allowed on the part of the receiver, only bun contact allowed. No throwing devices, arm power only. Standard hot dog bun length of 5.5 to 7 inches, I don't know about the dog itself, but it has to be cooked. All thrown dogs also have to be eaten. There have to be witnesses to the catch who have "public official" stature of some kind. Unlimited number of throws, except for the eating requirement. I'm not helping them with that.

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 1:19 pm
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We certified the "Wolds Largest Blanket Fort" a few years ago.

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 1:20 pm
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@richard-imrie I think we've hit the "divided by a common language" point that Winston Churchill mentioned. What is a punter, according to the definition Down Under?

Around here, a punter would be a kicker in an American football game. I'm vaguely aware that punting is boating technique in Britain, so ...?

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 1:23 pm
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A few years back I certified the lane lengths of a swimming pool at the junior college for sanctioned meets.?ÿ The pool had an adjustable sliding bulkhead across the the entire width that was one PITA to move accurately.

The lanes had to be measured before and after a match.?ÿ I don't know who is doing them now, but more power to them.

I'd much rather work at the hot dog toss.?ÿ Wieners smell better than sodium hypochlorite. 😉

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 1:44 pm
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143' doesn't seem far at all, I may have to break this world record myself!

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 1:47 pm
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@peter-lothian

A punter is a person who places bets on animal (horse, dog, etc) races - probably from the expression "take a punt" which means "take a chance". But as per USA, it probably all comes from a type of kick, i.e. take a punt at goal, take a chance at kicking a goal.

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 1:59 pm
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Has to be some special skills required in throwing the dog so as to achieve a good and proper spiral cutting down on the wind resistance and making for solid bun touch down. An incomplete dirt dog would be kind of disgusting to eat unless the five second rule was strictly adhered to.?ÿ

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 2:01 pm
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Posted : March 3, 2021 2:03 pm
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I bet Aaron Rodgers and Jordi Nelson could mop up a record if they tried.?ÿ 😉

Go Pack.

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 2:12 pm
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If they do a really good job at it maybe they could take on Walter Johnson and his re-enactment of a George Washington story.?ÿ BTW, Walter was born near Humboldt, Kansas.?ÿ That's in the home county of a poster here who is in process of moving from Texas to South Dakota.

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Baseball Legend Walter Johnson and His Historic Throw Across the Rappahannock River

MLB Legend Walter ƒ??Big Trainƒ? Johnson recreated a famous myth associated with George Washington

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Well-known American tales depict the first U.S. President, George Washington, doing admirable feats that showed off his virtuousness and wholesomeness. They included cutting down his fatherƒ??s beloved cherry tree and then confessing to his misdeed; and throwing a silver dollar that cleared the entire wide expanse of the Rappahannock River in Virginia. In retrospect, these stories were all but certainly made up (silver dollars didnƒ??t exist when Washington was a boy), yet they became part of the countryƒ??s lexicon and inspired many, including pitching legend Walter Johnson, who set out to duplicate the river throw in 1936.

At that time, Johnson had just finished up the second of two professional baseball careers. He had spent 21 years with the Washington Senators, dominating the big leagues with a powerful right arm that produced a devastating fastball and earned him the nickname of the ƒ??Big Train.ƒ? With his heater estimated to be in the upper 90s or faster, batters did not enjoy seeing him peering in from the mound. His 417 wins and 2.17 ERA landed him in the National Baseball Hall of Fameƒ??s inaugural class, as voted on that year.

Most recently, he had spent the previous seven years managing the Senators and Cleveland Indians. While he boasted a .550 winning percentage, none of the teams under his direction ever finished better than second ƒ?? thanks to the New York Yankees and Philadelphia Athletics, who rode strong squads to the majority of pennants at that time.

Fredericksburg, Virginia was where Washington grew up as a boy. February 22, 1936 marked his 204th birthday and the city?ÿdecided?ÿto go all out in celebration. They asked Johnson, who was not only the probable best living pitcher of all time but also spent his entire playing career in nearby Washington D.C., to recreate the Rappahannock River throw.

Although Johnson was 48 and about to settle into the life of a farmer, his reputation of possessing the greatest fastball in the history of the game gave his selection even more appeal. Upon accepting the challenge, he began training in earnest, reportedly practicing throwing silver dollars on his farm. He sent a message to Fredericksburg updating them of his progress in a humorous manner. ƒ??I am practicing with a dollar against my barn door. Arm getting stronger, barn door weaker.ƒ?

The width of the spot in the river where Johnson was to make his throw was measured at 372 feet ƒ?? roughly the distance of a throw from home plate clearing the wall in left-center field in a standard baseball stadium. Other portions of the river measured from a couple of hundred feet to a mile or more wide, so the location that was chosen needed to be difficult, yet also somewhat reasonable.?ÿOdds?ÿwere set at 20ƒ??1 against Johnson being able to place a silver dollar on the far riverbank.

In the days leading up to the spectacle, it was?ÿreported?ÿby the Associated Press that eager locals were trying themselves to see how possible or impossible it was going to be. ƒ??Citizens are trying to settle the matter among themselves ƒ?? but with iron washers, not silver coins. All tries have fall short.ƒ? Only a few years removed from the Great Depression, itƒ??s no surprise that people werenƒ??t keen on throwing money across a river.

The day before Johnsonƒ??s stunt, New York Yankeesƒ?? star first baseman Lou Gehrig attempted to make his own?ÿsimilar headlines. He threw five silver dollars across the Hudson River. Only one of the throws made it to the other side, but that one was estimated at 430 feet, which was well past the about 400 feet he needed to get the job done.

Winter was still in full swing when the eventful day arrived, with snow, ice and temperatures below the freezing point making throwing conditions less than optimal. About 1,000 spectators gathered on the side where Johnson prepared to throw, along with CBS Radio, who broadcast the event live nationally. It was estimated at least 3,000 people waited on the other side, hoping to catch the silver dollar should it make its intended destination. Some had already publicly offered sums ranging from $5 to $25 for whoever retrieved the historic coin, which was a specially minted dollar from 1796. There is no record if there was much concern for a small metal projectile hurtling into a large crowd.

Johnson, nattily attired in a suit, was given three silver dollars. Two were for practice throws while the third was for his official heave. Only removing his coat, it didnƒ??t seem like optimal conditions for success. Although his first attempt came up short, the second made it across, as did his third and official throw. It was estimated that it landed 386 feet way, comfortably clearing the water by about 14 feet. He?ÿtold reporters, ƒ??Gosh, I didnƒ??t think Iƒ??d do it!ƒ?

The official coin was?ÿretrieved?ÿby 30-year-old stone mason named Pietro Yon. He initially scooped up the dollar and started to quietly walk away, but a horde of reporters descended upon him and escorted him to nearby Ferry Farm, where he had an opportunity to meet Johnson.

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Walter Johnson shown making his famous coin throw. (The New York Times, Feb. 23, 1936)

Yon was almost immediately offered $200 for the coin by Vaughn-Cocke-Carpenter Motor Company, but he held on to see if he might receive a larger offer. He explained, ƒ??Unless someone wants it bad enough to pay a good price, I might as well keep it as a souvenir. I donƒ??t need the money especially and may keep the coin myself. Of course, if somebody really means business, I guess I will sell.ƒ? Originally from Italy, he was hoping to use any significant proceeds to visit his mother back where he had emigrated from in 1922.

Following the successful throw, Johnson?ÿattended?ÿa luncheon with Virginiaƒ??s governor and a host of other dignitaries to celebrate Washingtonƒ??s birthday. Oloshira Kuroda of the Japanese Embassy presented 200 cherry trees to be planted at Ferry Farm, where Washington had allegedly chopped one down centuries before. The gift was bestowed along with the sentiment that they were ƒ??a symbol of the goodwill which will reflect the enduring friendship and everlasting goodwill which Japan has for America.ƒ? Sadly, this display of affection and national bonds was dashed just a few years later with the advent of World War II.

With Johnsonƒ??s feat making national headlines, there was continued buzz for the next several days. A Congressman from Mississippi even traveled to Fredericksburg and attempted to match the throw on his own, but his coin came up woefully short. His failure inspired one wiseacre to?ÿquip?ÿthat ƒ??itƒ??s not the first time a politician has thrown our money away.ƒ?

The throw was perhaps Johnsonƒ??s final national headline-making baseball feat. He passed away in his sleep a decade later in 1946. Compared to all of his mighty accomplishments, his tangle with the Rappahannock River is but a minor footnote in his illustrious athletic career yet embodies his greatness and the mesmerizing hold all things baseball once had on the country.

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 2:17 pm
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I recently certified the Guinness world record for distance traveled by an edible car. Guinness would not accept my measurement until proof of licensure was shown (cell phone photo of online look up) and proof that I actually measured the distance.

I had purposefully avoided the official videographer so as not to intrude on the video... Hundreds of people searching their phones for a photo or video of me taking the measurement. More than 40 minutes until someone finally found one...

 
Posted : March 3, 2021 4:15 pm
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cake 1 a 1
 
Posted : March 3, 2021 6:14 pm
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@richard-imrie Thanks for the video Richard. Condiments are at the discretion of the participants they said. For me, a hotdog is nothing more than a condiment delivery device.

 
Posted : March 4, 2021 6:58 am
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Ha...not quite... That is indeed me, but that yellow thing is not mine. It might have something to do with the speed measurement. My tripod with my Trimble s7 is about 40 feet behind me.

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I was told they expected to travel "about 100 feet" so I was set up to measure a straight distance from the bottom of the ramp. I created coordinates for two points at the bottom of the ramp, intending to measure a perpendicular distance from that line, reflectorless mode.

The "cake car" traveled over 300 feet, which was around the curve, the front of the car away from the tripod so I couldn't measure to the front reflectorless. I had to grab a prism pole to get coordinates for the front of the car then calculate the curve distance adding the curve distance to two tangents.

Fun day in the rain.

 
Posted : March 4, 2021 8:29 am
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It's a pity this wasn't a "$10M spot the surveyor competition". (Or was it).

 
Posted : March 4, 2021 12:17 pm
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Yes - amazing you found me.

 
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