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Newspaper
What's the difference between a night gown and a pair of pajamas?
Insert your answer followed by another ancient joke or riddle.
An embarrassed zebra.
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
They prefer a few belts after work but not during working hours.
A newspaper. Remember those?
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@loyal?ÿ
Lust versus rust.
Nope.
About 15 seconds Mountain Time!
Not so naughty (okay only a little vague) in this Time Zone.
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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To hold their pants up.
Newspaper
The joke only works verbally because a newspaper is read, not red.
A skunk with diaper rash
What do you have, when you have a deer with no eyes?
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No eyed deer...
What do you have, when you have a deer with no eyes and no legs.
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Still, no eyed, deer...
What do you have, when you have a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia?
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Still, no f'ing, eyed deer.......
Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?
To jump up in the tress and rape monkeys.
What's the most terrifying sound a monkey can hear?
Boing, boing, boing.
I KNOW I KNOW it's bad, but so were most elephant jokes.
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LOL. I heard that one, in a different lifetime, mid 90's, on safari in the Mana Pools area of the Zambesi River, told by the Zimbabwean PH, who said it was the stock joke of South Africans.
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
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HC hiself is gonna be black and white and red from bleeding with some blue for bruises throwed in for good measure when Mrs. Cow finds out he has been pokin' around in her lingerie drawer again.?ÿ ?????ÿ
The human body.
Butt, I think you are looking for a sponge.
LOL, hadn't thought of that alternative answer.
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
