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(@mightymoe)
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Seems urinals are in the news because a New Hampshire school district proposes to remove them in an effort to be more inclusive.?ÿ

Best response I saw was this:

pee

Don't take my urinal!!!!!

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 7:30 am
(@jitterboogie)
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How dare you!

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what about the guys that can't reach high enough to pee in the sinks!!!!

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that's not inclusive at all!

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Posted : February 13, 2023 7:47 am
(@norman-oklahoma)
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A new contender for the dumbest proposal in the history of proposals.

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 7:51 am
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what about the guys that can't reach high enough to pee in the sinks!!!!

Wood blocks tied to the bottom of your shoes, or more hose to put out the fire.

Discrimination sucks, eh?

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 8:10 am
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@jitterboogie?ÿ

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This is what me and my friend do; we take turns...

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Posted : February 13, 2023 8:23 am
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best friends for sure.

guy on the bottom is the bFFsF

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Posted : February 13, 2023 8:31 am
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@michigan-left

Discrimination sucks, eh?

It's incredibly dumb but nowhere near discriminatory.

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 9:08 am
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It's incredibly dumb but nowhere near discriminatory.

Says the guy tall enough to use sinks...


GIF
 
Posted : February 13, 2023 9:20 am
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@michigan-left?ÿ

no need for more hose and I'm 6'2 so not challenging for me height wise, just thinking about the vertically challenged.

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that's all. ???œ ?????ÿ

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Posted : February 13, 2023 9:39 am
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How dare you!


GIF
 
Posted : February 13, 2023 9:45 am
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Winter weather, multiple layers to move out of the way and dealing with measurments involving negative numbers could be a problem for some, especially those who must put an arc on the stream to reach the urinal.

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 10:09 am
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We were pontoon boat fishing this past summer, and the 7 year old had to pee. We find a secluded spot, open the door, and junior lets it rip. This boy produced a golden arch the likes of which McDonalds would be proud, probably close to 9-10' high.?!

He gets it all put away, turns back to the rest of the boat (6 others) and says, "let's see you guys beat that!"

Priceless.

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 10:25 am
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Reminds me of the scrawled message on the restroom wall in a bar many years ago that included a horizontal line about 7 feet above the floor.?ÿ It said, "If you can pee above this line, the Manhattan Fire Department has a job for you.

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 10:29 am
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@michigan-left

My fault, totally missed the height-based context of your comment. Ironic because I'm vertically challenged myself....

Been working around too many fragile egos recently...sorry about that.

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 10:34 am
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totally missed the height-based context of your comment. Ironic because I'm vertically challenged myself....

No worries. (Insert silly movie gag here...)

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 10:49 am
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@michigan-left?ÿ

was driving to Flagstaff in October last fall.

Fella was standing on the side of the road, drunk out of his mind, and arching a stream towards traffic that might have given competition to the boy you're describing.

SWMBOAAD was also impressed by the fact he was also thumbing a ride with the half full 40 hand too, simultaneously.

talent comes in all shapes and sizes I suppose.

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Posted : February 13, 2023 11:01 am
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A lady in court for a traffic ticket asked the judge if he would be interested in a contest to void the ticket.

He said, "Sure, what do you have in mind?"

She said "If I can pee higher on the wall than you then the ticket is voided."

He said "OK."

She sidled up to the wall, leaned way back and proceeded to leave her mark about three feet above the floor.

The judge thought "I can beat that!" whereupon he aimed for a spot about chest high.

"Uh, uh", said the lady, "No hands!"

 
Posted : February 13, 2023 11:09 am
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@norman-oklahoma

A new contender for the dumbest proposal in the history of proposals.

True, but it's only Monday.

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Posted : February 13, 2023 11:23 am
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just thinking about the vertically challenged.

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Calculate the "Yaw"


GIF
 
Posted : February 13, 2023 11:44 am
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Until this subject arose, I had never thought to look for pictures of possible solutions.  As usual, the internet provides:

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But overall, I agree that this is a pretty stupid idea to remove urinals.  Besides, water consumption will increase!

 
Posted : February 14, 2023 5:53 am
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