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(@chan-geplease)
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I thought it was boogers, but I guess it snot

 
Posted : April 10, 2012 2:06 pm
(@jack-chiles)
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Knock knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bob the impatient cow.

Bob the - Moo.

Courtesy of Steve Knodell, via his (then 7 year old) daughter.

 
Posted : April 10, 2012 2:26 pm
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Knock knock

They say that 1 out of 8 people in (your favorite city goes here)
live next to a pedophile.
Not me, I live next to two hot 13 year olds.

 
Posted : April 10, 2012 3:42 pm
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> How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

:woot: OMG LOL!! Totally stealing this and putting on FB!! :woot:

 
Posted : April 10, 2012 4:58 pm
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why did the tissue dance? it had a little boogie in it.

 
Posted : April 11, 2012 2:15 am
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Knock knock

That's just wrong, but uncomfortably funny. lol

 
Posted : April 11, 2012 2:19 am
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FL/GA,

I can't figure that one out. I think I am pretty good at getting jokes, but you have me stumped.

Can you explain it or finish it for those of us that just aren't on top of it today?

(I almost gave Angel a hard time about explaining her joke (7 8 9), but now that I'm asking for help, I'm glad I didn't.)

(I'm thinking it has something to do with using "Irish" pronunciation for "I wish"....but I can't put it together yet.)

 
Posted : April 11, 2012 5:29 am
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FL/GA,

Sorry Mark, I just made up, but it has promise as a decent joke IMHO!

Have a great week

 
Posted : April 11, 2012 11:24 am
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What did the 0 (zero) say to the 8 (eight)?????

Nice belt!:clap: :'(

 
Posted : April 11, 2012 11:48 am
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