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(@beer-legs)
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...if you feel brave enough.?ÿ Found this pile while surveying today.?ÿ Wifey must of put her foot down.?ÿ Either the beer goes or she goes...

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Posted : June 11, 2021 8:55 pm
(@paden-cash)
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The crew and I once found a gallon jar full of weed and money.?ÿ It was just outside the fence at a minimum security state prison/ work-release center.?ÿ It was spirited to the truck under a safety vest.?ÿ

Some on the crew thought it would stealing to take it, others thought it was a "finders-keepers" situation.?ÿ But after lunch we all felt better about the situation.?ÿ 😉

 
Posted : June 12, 2021 4:01 am
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Wink wink nudge nudge Say no more!

 
Posted : June 12, 2021 5:32 am
(@holy-cow)
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Wifey left.?ÿ This is what was rounded up after all of his buddies passed out from the celebration.

 
Posted : June 12, 2021 9:40 am
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Being as not very many of them are the same, maybe this person is a craft brew critic, and those are the brands that weren't worth drinking ??ÿ who knows.

 
Posted : June 12, 2021 4:19 pm
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@rj-schneider?ÿ

That seems like a logical explanation. There's some interesting names there: "Spiteful Brewing", "Peanut Butter" ...

 
Posted : June 12, 2021 5:16 pm
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Perhaps their "Best if drunk by" date expired. ???œ ???œ?ÿ

 
Posted : June 13, 2021 7:32 am
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I laughed ???

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 3:28 am
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If any of those are "Billy Beer" grab it up. I've heard collector's will pay big money for those.

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 5:06 am
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@peter-lothian I grew up about 30 miles from Plains and visited there several times.?ÿ I know it was for collection only but Billy beer was rank.

Andy

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 5:43 am
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@andy-bruner?ÿ

I have a can of JR beer, unopened, from the early 1980's when Dallas was the big show on TV.

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 5:53 am
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My mother has a six pack of Billy Beer and a six pack of J R Ewing Beer. She has never drank a beer in her life. There is one missing from the 6 pack but I don't remember which brand. The neighbor wanted to try one years ago. She was my typing teacher in High School.

At different times in the past I have seen either one being advertised for sale for well over $100 but I have never seen any actually sold for that price. Ebay currently has it for under $20 per 6 pack.

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 9:33 am
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Somebody had to hide the collection it seems, and fast ?????ÿ

They've got a few homebrews in there too, judging from the tell-tale markings on those caps. I would steer clear of those... of course, they make great bottle bombs.

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All of these things are clear to those of us who used to be alcoholics?ÿand?ÿhomebrewers ?????ÿ

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 10:06 am
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Posted by: @drew-r

..All of these things are clear to those of us who used to be alcoholics and?ÿhomebrewers ?????ÿ

I use to love brewing batches of homemade beer when I was a young man.?ÿ ?ÿI had it down to fine science.

Then I started branching out and experimenting with different ingredients.?ÿ ?ÿSorghum molasses makes a good brew with a few other things...juniper berries instead of hops makes a horrible tasting concoction...

I tried my hand at potato beer.?ÿ Getting the sugars correct was a little challenging and I did have a few bottles that popped their tops.?ÿ But I finally got a good batch and couldn't wait to try it.?ÿ My buddies all came over for poker and we drank up almost the whole batch.?ÿ It was a drunk mess of idiots for sure.

Two of my friends stayed over (passed out) and the next morning was deadly.?ÿ We were all sick as dogs with volatile stomachs and a headache that made me want to go to the ER.?ÿ We all finally survived and the remaining bottles of potato beer were christened "Ol' Splitskull".?ÿ I moved on from brewing potatoes.

A few months later I was doing some reading.?ÿ The potatoes I had used for my brew had spent some time outside.?ÿ When I peeled them I remember they all had a green tinge, but hey, potatoes get green in the sun.

Unknown to me I had concentrated a naturally occurring toxin called solanine by brewing green potatoes.?ÿ I'm really glad I didn't kill anybody.?ÿ The beer was good but the side effects weren't worth the trouble.?ÿ I was scared to try another batch even without any green potatoes.?ÿ

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 10:36 am
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@paden-cash I adhered pretty strictly to the Reinheitsgebot (four ingredients!) when I was brewing but I experimented quite a bit with the yeast, and occasionally using simple sugars with my Belgians. Brewing is experimentation after all. While I never had any deadly batches, I had my share of drain-pours and skull-splitters. I had buddies blackout at the house a couple of times. ???? If you ever feel like reading it, Randy Mosher's?ÿRadical Brewing was a favorite source of inspiration during my days behind the ol' mash'n'boil and he gets into effective use of things such as juniper berries and gluten-free grains.

I am familiar with green potatoes. My father-in-law grows them and has warned my wife of that issue. I can imagine mashing and extracting sugar from them would be pretty risky. It's quite fortunate your situation turned into a bad hangover and funny stories for your buddies instead of looking like a cult kool-aid ritual.

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 12:16 pm
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@holy-cow most of the surveyors I know are best if drunk by 5, 6pm latest.

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 12:19 pm
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At high school, our chemistry teacher made home brew beer, and I remember him saying that it didn't give you a headache because it didn't have the preservative chemicals in it that mass produced beer has.

 
Posted : June 14, 2021 3:04 pm
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Green eggs and ham might go good with that green potatoes beer... ?????ÿ

 
Posted : June 15, 2021 8:32 am
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@richard-imrie?ÿ I had one recently called "Tasty AF Peanut Butter and Chocolate Milk Stout" by Saloon Door brewing.?ÿ Was almost like drinking a reses peanut butter cup.

 
Posted : June 15, 2021 12:26 pm