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(@kris-morgan)
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Here is something to think about next spring fellas.

In the spring yellow pine pollen coats everything around these trees. This pollen is chemically almost exactly identical to the male hormone testosterone and can be purchased over the internet as a testosterone supplement. Native American warriors would carry a small bag of this pollen with them to eat before battles to "pump them up" for the coming fight.

Merriweather said so and he has a PhD in Chemical Engineering

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 11:21 am
(@foggyidea)
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Well now 🙂

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 12:15 pm
(@norcalpls)
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That would make the yellow pine a woody tree!

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 12:18 pm
(@shawn-billings)
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:good:

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 12:38 pm
(@paden-cash)
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I guess the pine pollen is a good one, but for me it's the odiferous wild plum blossoms emanating from the woods in the early spring. Gets my stuff going...has since I was a boy.

Maybe I could package it and make it rich.

"Paden's Powerful Plum Poultice" has a nice ring... B-)

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 12:46 pm
(@beer-legs)
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And these little brown balls are called "Smart Pills." Eat them and you'll be smart....

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 2:39 pm
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Northern, city boys are now saying. "WOW!! A blueberry nest!! I wish I could find one. YUMMY!!":-O

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 3:29 pm
(@don-blameuser)
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Can't beat the little blue pills in my experience and I've even used the horny goat weed.
Screw a bunch of homeopathic nonsense. Science works!

Oh...was that too emphatic?

There are still some herbal remedies I endorse though 😉

Don

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 4:29 pm
(@peter-hughes-davies)
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...and here I was always thinking pine was a softwood.

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 4:30 pm
(@nate-the-surveyor)
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Viagra. I hear you can get if over the counter, in some places. If you take enough of them!

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 4:40 pm
(@don-blameuser)
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Now that was funny, Nate!

Although I've never gotten it over the counter:-P

Don

 
Posted : May 15, 2015 5:00 pm
(@nate-the-surveyor)
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That came from a client. How's Yosemite these days?

 
Posted : May 16, 2015 3:14 am
(@retired69)
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Imagine the bodily apparatus that can make those things so round ...

Imagine life without the spincter(sp) muscle ...

 
Posted : May 16, 2015 3:26 am
(@dave-karoly)
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I don't need any help, so far.

If I had a hot young babe like in the TeeVee commercials then I really wouldn't need help.

 
Posted : May 16, 2015 3:58 am
(@holy-cow)
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Please put Mrs. Karoly on here so we can chat

We will understand if there is a short pause between when she reads your message and when she responds after cleaning up the blood and disposing of the body.

 
Posted : May 16, 2015 6:10 am
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Please put Mrs. Karoly on here so we can chat

> We will understand if there is a short pause between when she reads your message and when she responds after cleaning up the blood and disposing of the body.

🙂

 
Posted : May 16, 2015 6:12 am
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Not so interested in getting it over the counter as I am in getting it off my shoes.:-(

 
Posted : May 16, 2015 9:36 am
(@dave-karoly)
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Please put Mrs. Karoly on here so we can chat

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I don't make the commercials?

 
Posted : May 16, 2015 5:16 pm
(@rj-schneider)
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Cool Link

That actually was fun. Did you know you can make coffee from acorns ?? :-S

 
Posted : May 17, 2015 12:40 pm
(@holy-cow)
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So you think you are Euell_Gibbons

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euell_Gibbons

"Ever eat a pine tree?"

 
Posted : May 17, 2015 12:58 pm
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