"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company." -Col. Bat Guano (Dr. Strangelove 1964)
Plus the two below 🙂
"When you drink as much as I do, you gotta start early."
Don
"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are." -Rufus T. Firefly (Duck Soup 1933)
Yo! Dude! I'm a prince and you're a pauper. What say we trade places for a fortnight just for gits and shiggles. (slightly paraphrased)
Romeo. Oh, Romeo. Why didn't you tell me your first name was Alfa? (slightly paraphrased)
As he holds a gun to his own throat.....Stop this foolishness or I'll kill the n........... (Cleavon Little in his most famous role...poor Cleavon)
Mongo no like guys. Mongo straight. (Alex Karras in his most famous role...poor Alex)
Not Heddy...Headley. I'm Headley Lamarr (Harvey Korman is his most famous role...poor Harvey)
Hey, Baby. You ever do it with an aardvark? (The Aardvark in Fritz the Cat, an X-rated, feature length animated movie from about 1974)
FOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT (John Belushi is his most famous role...poor John)
Tobey, you worthless little piece of garbage, why don't you just run off and join the circus? (paraphrased from Tobey Tyler Joins the Circus)
Did you ever see an elephant fly? No, but, let me grab an umbrella before you take off. (slight paraphrase from Dumbo)
Croly Hap, where did Lawrence, Kansas go? (Linda Lovelace in her least famous role in the movie about the end of the world...slightly paraphrased)
Call her Unsinkable if you like, but, I know Molly Brown and she goes down faster than a submarine with screen doors. (huge paraphrase)
"Read my lips: AL-EEE-GAY-TOR!" - Kermit the Frog
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"I'm your huckleberry"
"Nice Beaver!"..."Thanks, I just had it stuffed"
"You can't win!"
"I don't tip". (hint-Who didn't throw in?)
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" (apparently a lot funnier to me than my father-in-law at dinner)
"I know a thing or two about a thing or two"
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
"It's not a tooma" (accent)
"...got a pair of T!tt!es that'll make you stand up and beg for buttermilk!"
"Don't give me your Manson Lamps"
I got a prize for whoever can guess the movie from each of these!
"Yeah, well...that's just your opinion man" The Dude (The Big Lebowski)
For some reason the Beer Leg/Surveyor Connect P&R category comes to mind whenever I hear this 😉
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Favorite movie lines...>Dave
One of the greast things about that movie, besides the timing of it (and the actors!!) are some of the subtleties throughout...
Starting with the openign credits, the refueling scene background music is "Try a Little Tenderness."
My dad, a B-52 pilot in the mid-60's loved this movie and filled me in on the sound track.
"My son, we are pilgrims in an unholy land."
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I used that line several times in college right before taking a test.
From the Replacements
Spoken by owner of football team:
"I have seen monkey chit fights better organized than this"
Then there is the scene from Ghostbusters in the library basement:
"SHHHH!..(short pause)..you smell that?"
That one gets me every time.
From History of the World:
The King "My people? I love my people! PULL!! Dam fell like a sack of rocks!"
later in scene:
Count d'Money "Sir you look like the piss boy"
The King "you sir look like a pile of chit"
This movie is my all time favorite, followed by this one:
Smoky and the Bandit:
Sheriff "Son there ain't no way you come from my loins, when I get home I'm going to punch your momma in the mouth!"
"Look at this f-ing guy"
1: "Do you know what the Bible says about not forgiving people?"
2: "I know exactly what it says, do you?"
1: "Yeah, it's against it"
"The price is wrong bytch"
"Fat guy in a little coat"
"Go ahead, make my day"
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
"Popeye's chicken is the shiznit"
[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]
Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
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Mandrake, come over here, the Redcoats are coming! -General Jack Ripper.
"William, move your head. Look at the size o' that boy's head." "Shhh." "I'm not kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick." "Shhh, you're gonna give the boy a complex." "Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system. Head! Move! I'll bet it cries itself to sleep on it's own beg pella"
Felix, chuckling: “that’s not spaghetti, its linguini.”
Oscar, hurling plate against the wall: “Now it’s garbage!”
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
