I don't have any suggestions but if you submit it here I'm sure that you'll get lots of ideas.
The Rapture's begun!!!!
..."been there, done that"....
Of course I was 7 years old at the time. Me and my G. I. Joes were on a recon mission in the attic, search and resue for my older brother's Playboy collection.
Not being able to sit down for about a week comes to mind....
Okay, your electrical plans use ECEF coordinates and I think that the fixture box should be about where my shoe is.
Oooo, the boys!
"Well, the GIS said that there was a rafter there."
Well, I did kill that cockroach.
What I said was "Could you give me a hand"......
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The new Hanes commercial fails dismally in the test audience....
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"One small step for a man, one large blooper for Ace Electric"
Where have you been...Leg lamps are OUT, Leg ceiling fixtures are IN
" Last I can remember, I was in Joplin "!
That's the winner Bill. Dark, but funny.
Before starting the project, The Electrician required the leg up front with the arm due on completion.
Does that spray on tan look fake?
Son, that's one hell of an uppercut you got there.
