Poor ole Boudreaux up and died one day. Upon arriving at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter greeted him, "Welcome to Heaven, dere Boudreaux!" Boudreaux exclaimed "Mai, tank ya, cher!" St. Peter explained to ole Boudreaux that there was one stipulation before he was allowed through the gates of Heaven....he had to answer one question and get it right.
Boudreaux scratched his head and said, "Mai, ok, cher. What dat be?" St. Peter says "What is God's first name?" Boudreaux answers, "Mai, cher, dat be easy, it's Howard." St. Peter (laughing himself silly) "HOWARD? May I ask you, how'd you come up with that name?" Boudreaux, smiling proudly, says "Mai cher, dat be an easy one.....Our Fadda who art in Heavin, HOWARD be dy name." St. Peter says Come on in!"
I'm not sure I get it. Is his name "Art" in heaven and "Howard" on earth? Is "Howard" another name for Jesus? Sorry, I'm just a bit confused.
Lamon Miller, post: 397240, member: 553 wrote: HOWARD be dy name
It's the way a Cajun says "Hallowed".
Cajun English.
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Its not funny when you have to explain it.
I thought it was Andy.
As in the old hymn: Andy walked with me, Andy talked with me, Andy told me I was his own.
Holy Cow, post: 397299, member: 50 wrote: I thought it was Andy.
As in the old hymn: Andy walked with me, Andy talked with me, Andy told me I was his own.
I thought it was Art:
Our father who's Art in Heaven...
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" Boudreaux replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
RADAR, post: 397431, member: 413 wrote: Our father who's Art in Heaven...
No, no, no, it's "Our Father who FARTS in Heaven..."
(i'm goi'n to hell anyway)
FL/GA PLS., post: 397448, member: 379 wrote: No, no, no, it's "Our Father who FARTS in Heaven..."
(i'm goi'n to hell anyway)
Justin Wilson used to tell the story about the little Cajun boy Tejean who was tasked by his teacher to draw a nativity scene for Christmas. He produced a crayon drawing that showed Mary, Infant Jesus, Joseph, and a fat bald headed guy with coveralls. The teacher asked Tejean who was the bald headed guy. He replied "The guy in the song...you know Round John Virgin, mother and child..."
FL/GA PLS., post: 397448, member: 379 wrote: (i'm goi'n to hell anyway)
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"Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?"
Holy Cow, post: 397299, member: 50 wrote: I thought it was Andy.
As in the old hymn: Andy walked with me, Andy talked with me, Andy told me I was his own.
I AGREE!!!!!
Andy
