My wife knows a lady in her garden club. She has a toy dog of some kind. She let the dog out this morning, and a while later called the dog in. The dog comes up covered in mud with a rabbit in it's mouth that is covered in mud. OH NO! Her neighbors raise blue ribbon bunnies. She goes into panic mode! She grabs the bunny from the dog, cleans and dries it. Her neighbors aren't home so she goes in their yard and puts the bunny i an empty cage and goes home. A short while later she hears her neighbors inn their yard screaming hysterically! Panic mode again! She goes out and asked what's going on. The neighbor said a rabbit died 3 days ago. They buried it and now it's back in it's cage! ??? ?ÿ?ÿ
That's a moldy oldie, but I love it every time.?ÿ Thanks for brightening my day.
NO! That really happened this morning. But I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Still a good Easter joke.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
Personally I??d like to know how rabbits and eggs got into this whole deal anyway, same thing for this ??Kris Kringle? human fiasco that occurs annually from August through December. ?????ÿ
That's a moldy oldie, but I love it every time.?ÿ Thanks for brightening my day.
If you liked that one HC, here's another "pet oriented" oldie for you:
Carpet layer was just finishing up at a lady's house.?ÿ She had left while they were replacing the rug in the house.?ÿ He stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and his pack wasn't in his shirt pocket.?ÿ He must have dropped them inside.?ÿ Sure enough, in the corner of the front room was a lump under the new rug the size of a pack of cigarettes.
Instead of pulling up the new carpet he just took a piece of wood and a hammer and smashed the pack flat as a pancake.?ÿ It looked good, no one would be the wiser.?ÿ He vacuumed and tidied up.
The homeowner returned.?ÿ He told the lady he would write up the ticket while she inspected the new carpet.?ÿ When he got to his truck he spied his cigarettes on the dash.?ÿ About that time the lady came out of the house and asked if he had seen her parakeet that had apparently escaped its cage while she was gone.... 😉
Dang, you should have YouTubed it, would have made a fortune! ?????ÿ
They join up with the Tooth Fairy and have a jazz trio that performs whenever all three are available.
?ÿhave views on my hot neighbour but she??s a cat person.
I was horrified and realised I had to fix this if I ever want to hit her.
So I went to all the kennels in the shire to find the exact same cat.
Finally found it and put the dead cat??s collar on it. Send it back?ÿto her garden and then ran away.
Ten minutes later, heard a big scream, she was unconscious on the lawn.
I rushed to wake her up and asked what happened, worried she would have spot that the cat was different. She replied, out of breath:
??I found my cat dead this morning, my dad came and we buried it. And now I find it back to life!?
My little sister's cat died...
After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!
"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought.
So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur. Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he snuck inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbors would think it died of natural causes.
A couple of days later Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside. "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" the neighbor asked.
"Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?" Chris mumbled.
The neighbor replied, "We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage! There are some really sick people out there!"
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