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Here's another funny one.

Attorney...can you confirm that the underground utilities are all located within the highway right of way?

Adam..... the utilities were painted on the ground by the locators on a certain date at a certain time. Those paint marks are what was located by survey. I have know idea what is sub surface and cant make any statement as to their true location other than I located the paint marks.


 
Posted : August 4, 2016 4:41 pm
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"Attorney...can you confirm that the underground utilities are all located within the highway right of way?"

Me: "No, can you?


 
Posted : August 4, 2016 4:58 pm
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Adam, replace your "can't" with "won't". But I like the "No, can you?" reply better.


 
Posted : August 4, 2016 5:07 pm
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Adam, post: 384474, member: 8900 wrote: Attorney...can you confirm that the underground utilities are all located within the highway right of way?

Yes, yes I can. But I want you to understand; it will require an excavation up to 20' deep, over the entire area, to be sure....Then my note will say.."based on an excavation to a depth of 20'"..

I remember Larry P talking about this. his comments were along the lines of; the attorney will mark the box that says he asked and you and you said no. When he reports back to his client he'll say: yeah, I asked the surveyor and he refused...

Hope Larry is still with us, has anybody heard?

Make sure your response is retraceable and spells out your reasons


 
Posted : August 4, 2016 5:54 pm
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Good stuff radar.


 
Posted : August 4, 2016 5:56 pm

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I cannot confirm the gentleman who showed up was a real employee of the locate company, as he performed his work in a manner that could or could not be described as possibly efficient, and it was never explained to me that the machine he held in his hands was any type of device that located utilities any more than it was a device for locating ice cream cones, and the paint he sprayed on the ground was from a distance of several inches off the ground, in which the paint, during this travel time, was allowed to drift with the prevailing wind for some unknown distance and quite possibly made any attempt of marking any utilities a gamble at best.


 
Posted : August 4, 2016 6:33 pm
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Attorney...can you confirm that the underground utilities are all located within the highway right of way?

Me: They wouldn't be serving the property I surveyed if they never left the highway right-of-way, now, would they? Dammm, you ask stupid questions.


 
Posted : August 4, 2016 9:44 pm