I have a cat that was thrown out of a pickup window in front of someones house.?ÿ Him and a sibling.?ÿ The other cat got eaten by dogs right away. The...

I bet Paden has a story about that....

@just-a-surveyor You can light farts with a lighter but don't wear frayed blue jeans.....

@peter-lothian Imagine getting an arrow in the butt!   OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!  No sitting...

Bleach bit

I'm with Mark.?ÿ You can kick or key my truck and I don't care. Just don't steal it or take my vest, hardhat. or boots.

@rankin_file Looks like you are trying to squeeze one out...

I had a turd jump out of - oh never mind.

I had a scope run up my thingy and peed blood for three weeks.?ÿ Then a colonoscopy.?ÿ Then 8 days in the hospital.?ÿ I don't think those guys like me...

I have to replace mine every time I fart so I get cheap ones.....

I just checked and only have 2 out of 5 bars in the middle of the City.?ÿ Used to always be 5.

@spmpls Was this a Freudian slip: of all the employers I worked for in the past NONE took into consideration the head

Its the geometry.?ÿ You have to get control on the outside of the project too.?ÿ How could you know which way or how far to adjust it to fit reality i...

So that is what came out in the toilet today??ÿ Don't worry buddy - I flushed it!

I got pulled over a couple of weeks ago - my bad.?ÿ He asked if I had any drugs or weapons in the vehicle.?ÿ I said heck no.?ÿ He ran my DL and insura...

How did you figure that out??ÿ Did you get bit on the butt? ?ÿ