Remember that joke about the punter who goes into a takeaway shop and asks for a hotdog and a double cheeseburger. And the cook says: "Well, it'll tak...

Is this a two person operation?

Merman.

@stephen-ward Many years ago I can remember being on a plane and a very lovely airhostess sailed down the aisle offering a platter of a selection of ...

@jitterboogie Is that a roadrunner?

@flga-2-2 Your updated avatar reminded me of this (and apparently as of 2017, she's lead free): ?ÿ

Ahem. The really, really big money is to be made in the construction industry.

Just quietly, that six-wheeled rover looks like something I would have home-brew built.

@350rocketmike Yes a second battery plus an external charger seems like the way to go.

@hpalmer Mark Silver @mark-silver kindly gave some advice via PM. Regarding wine, I watched a doco on Netflix last night, narrated by Russell Crowe,...

Don't mess with them.

@john-putnam I think that part of the ToR has come from a roading survey project, probably with the intent to use total station. It's a real mix and ...

@bill93 Yes, that would be a good idea of something to offer.

@john-putnam ToR = Terms of Reference. I agree that the "calibration certificate" is likely to be a hold over from optical/mechanical instruments. T...

Maybe your attorney will charge you $15,750 for reading your email.

@rover83 Sweet. Thanks.

"Goodbye" in Maori is "hei konei ra" but it also has a lovely deeper meaning regarding the crossroads in life, that can be translated as: "Wherever yo...

@loyal I mentioned some while ago that while doing an urban topo, a drone surveyor bowled up in his ute and leapt out and asked what GEOID we were us...