A man caught speeding was pulled over by a highway patrolman. When asked why he was going so fast, he replied.?ÿ "My wife recently ran off with a hig...
@bob-freeman : Two
I knew I looked old and was getting old when young women started holding the door for me!
@paden-cash :?ÿ That was the secret! Thanks.
It would have been better news if the one peeing had inadvertently peed through the wiring access cover and electrocuted himself.?ÿ Even Bill93 might ...
@holy-cow :?ÿ Is that why drive-up bank ATMs have Braille on their buttons?
My 62 year old calculus book that I bought new actually has yellow highlighter!?ÿ I didn't even remember if highlighters had been invented back then.?...
A surveyor's steel tape will always be called a "chain", archaic or not. The instrument will always be called a "gun" (not a very good term to use ar...
Tahoma.?ÿ Clean, clear, crisp. You can see it on the Test Yourself problems in the American Surveyor magazine.
@flga-2-2 :?ÿ I was told just before the delivery of our third child that if I passed out or got sick, or anything else I would be ignored.?ÿ They wou...
Be glad he/she isn't perched on your instrument and pooping on your keyboard,
Never mind.
Decades ago there was a photo of a man working on an antenna atop a tall building. I want to say it was on the cover of National Geographic, but I sea...
Did I miss Conway Twitty?
One trick I learned from this site was to read backwards to find spelling mistakes.?ÿ You are not mislead by the content that way.
"Emeritus": isn't that the same as a has-been?
While out fishing one day and catching nothing I was sitting on the bank of the river when a snake slithered by with a big fish in its mouth.?ÿ I pour...
My threshold is 62?ø.?ÿ I'm a wuss.?ÿ I live in Southern California.?ÿ You will never see me working out in the rain.?ÿ Snow??ÿ What's that??ÿ But, th...
