@dougie  And when we were talking on the radio, fifteen was "fifteen:one-five" and fifty was "fifty:five-oh"  

@bstrand  If you ever go to a casino and play craps you will hear "Yo!" for eleven, as in "ee-YO-leven" (And "midnight" for twelve since all the...

@dave-karoly My son says there is always someone at a wedding wearing a Hawai'ian shirt and white pants.  

May not be survey specific, but there's always the extended middle finger displayed vertically and then horizontally, the latter meaning "...and the h...

Have the crew chief do it.?ÿ On his own time.

@holy-cow Maybe he wasn't in the mooooood.  

I have a fifth edition you can have. It's autographed to me by Robillard.

@dmyhill I'm busy writing my own.  

@skeeter1996 I've been thinking a lot about what to do, so I've been doing a lot of thinking.

Attorney: Do you trust your fellow officers? Policeman: With my life. Attorney: But you have padlocks on your lockers. Policeman: That's because somet...

@paden-cash You could have replied, "I made a mistake once.  I thought I was wrong."

Lumber crayon, a.k.a. keil. Or anything waxy.

You have string burns on the back of your neck from wrapping the plumb bob string around your head and then stepping on it when you stand up.

@bill93 You know you have to learn something new everyday to make up for all the stuff you are going to forget.

@mathteacher It is constrained by the line parallel with the triangle base. I think.

One of my favorite anecdotes about hostile neighbors is something I'm sure I read on this website: A survey crew was merrily working along when a man ...

@mathteacher They both subtend chord/arc CB. Angle EAC and EBC are equal for the same reason: they both subtend chord/arc EC. Angle CEA is the supp...

?ÿ OK, here's where they came from.?ÿ They are a mixture of Ptolemy's Theorem and the Law of Cosines while trying to solve for the radius of the inscr...

@john-nolton Either or both. (I have a rough idea what each variable is if you need a "starter" value.)