Tripod "Features" you don't want

Looking in the closet and found this Tripod Hall of Shame:

1:

Generic tripod that tries to have a hinge that can be tightened, but has a built-in spacer preventing actually tightening it.

2:

Another generic tripod that pretends to have a hinge that can be tightened, but the gap is already closed, preventing any correction of play.

3:

 Generic tripod with a single through screw fastening each leg dowel.  The screw hole eventually becomes elongated and no amount of tightening it will prevent movement in the leg.

4:

Nedo tripod with plastic coating peeling, which traps water inside and harms the wood core.