Update: My silly wife informed me that there was actually one LARGE helping of navy beans from last Friday in a Tupperware container on the bottom shelf of the refrigerator, plus a slab of cornbread that was left. I had no idea. I've heard that food items have been known to placed on the bottom shelf of refrigerators but have never bent over far enough to locate such mysterious deposits.
She's going to need to get the exhaust fans going in a few hours. It's about 100 F outside again today so I'm staying inside.
Bean dinners should start with a raw broccoli and ranch-dip appetizer. Wash the beans down down with some chili and onions and then a couple of slices of chilled cantaloupe for dessert.
You can tell Ms. Cow she's welcome....