Saw a little video yesterday involving bears.?ÿ In one little segment a bear had quite literally backed up to the edge of a canyon and opened the lower hatch of his alimentary canal.?ÿ BOMBS AWAY!!!!
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You trying to get me into trouble with the Powers That Be?
The Powers That Be left before 7:00 a.m. to go to her job as a school teacher.?ÿ I can do anything I want until about 4:00 p.m.
Impressive ditch scrub. I thought for sure the driver was gonna biff it on that berm/tree, they definitely kept their cool. Rally drivers are crazy; I love twisties but two wheels are more my speed.
When he dropped the wheels in the ditch I thought for sure he would roll it. (they always do in ?ÿroad rally??s)?ÿ?????ÿ
I got home before the wife last night and so my dog was exceptionally happy and excited when she arrived. He was outside and saw her through the sliding glass door. I asked her, "you ready?" I opened the door and he ran as fast as he could across our tile floor in the living room, into the kitchen, which also has tile flooring, and drifted (slid) to the right and ended up sitting in front of the kitchen sink on the rug, butt on the floor and ready for pets. It was the funniest thing I'd seen all night. Wish I had a recording of it.
??You trying to get me into trouble with the Powers That Be??
(turn off parental settings)?ÿ
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I was up in Beaver Co. in the "Oklahoma Baja" on US 64 working for the highway department.?ÿ It was a lousy winter day with a high temp of about 10 above.?ÿ I was gripped with the extreme need to visit a bathroom and an elm tree and a roll of TP was NOT going to cut it...I needed civilized facilities.
I took off in the truck heading west for the little town of Forgan that had a little convenience store of the east side of town.?ÿ I was sitting sideways in the seat trying my best to make it there before I experienced a "total explosive emission".?ÿ The speedo was quivering around 100 when I saw a state trooper passing me heading the opposite direction.?ÿ I was only two miles from the store.?ÿ I was sure he would turn around in pursuit but I COULD NOT STOP.?ÿ I pressed harder on the gas pedal.
I slid into the gravel parking lot and ran in the store like I was on fire.?ÿ I glimpsed the trooper pulling in the parking lot as I closed the door to the bathroom.?ÿ When I exited the trooper had gotten himself a cup of coffee and was waiting for me by the magazine rack.
With a grin he asked, "Everything come out all right?"?ÿ ?ÿI told him if he was in the mood to issue a citation I was guilty as hell.?ÿ He apparently understood the situation.?ÿ 😉
LAT 36.90693?ÿ LONG -100.53328
For those of you in urban areas.?ÿ This is a Godsend out in the boonies.?ÿ Note there are not 16 pumps to choose from.?ÿ No attached Subway Sandwich Shop.?ÿ No Burger King next door.?ÿ Check out street view to get the full effect.?ÿ Ozzies.
The town of less than 550 has a K-12 school enrollment of less than 150 of which 40 percent are minorities and 20 percent have an Individual Education Plan.
The speedo was quivering
I'm going to assume you meant the speedometer and not speedo swim attire. (Sorry, I couldn't resist) ????ÿ
The speedo was quivering
I'm going to assume you meant the speedometer and not speedo swim attire. (Sorry, I couldn't resist) ????ÿ
@squirl?ÿ
I was thinking the same thing; until I remembered, Paden avoids wearing such attire...
In Australasia, they are also referred to as "Budgie Smugglers". I've never fully understood why. But anyway, here's the definition:
A jocular reference to a man's tight-fitting swimming costume or?ÿswimsuit?ÿappearing as if he has a?ÿbudgerigar?ÿconcealed inside it, ie. his bulging?ÿgenitals.
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You bunch of fibbers, Google maps street view has pics of both of you buying these..
This whole thread has.... Gone downhill, shall we say!
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and payday is on Friday... ?????ÿ
Saw a little video yesterday involving bears.?ÿ In one little segment a bear had quite literally backed up to the edge of a canyon and opened the lower hatch of his alimentary canal.?ÿ BOMBS AWAY!!!!
Well, recently the world appeared to get to the point where we all agreed that the answer to the question "Does a bear ... in the woods?" is "yes". Now, we are back to the beginning.
