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(@flga-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2)
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The things looked perfect for 5 weeks then developed white hairy things on its sidesƒ??.

SWMBO: ƒ??Plant the whole thing in the planterƒ?

Me: It wonƒ??t grow its been radiated.

SWMBO: ƒ??Plant the whole thing in the planterƒ?

Me: It wonƒ??t grow. Go watch a Hallmark movie. (Bad move on me)

SWMBO: ƒ??Plant the whole thing in the planterƒ? with the LOOK.

So I did, and this happened. ?????ÿ

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Posted : 09/04/2022 12:38 pm
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When you buy a plant always remove all the limbs except the top 2 or 3.?ÿ Then bury the stem with only those limbs above ground.?ÿ ?ÿI know some folks who will plant them horizontal with those few limbs out.?ÿ I got my seeds from a place in Florida that must have at least a hundred varieties plus that many peppers.?ÿ

 
Posted : 09/04/2022 1:21 pm
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Didn't buy a plant, this was a whole tomato just covered up with potting soil. Now I have to play Darwin and pluck out the loosers. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : 09/04/2022 1:44 pm
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Posted : 09/04/2022 3:35 pm
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BTW, don't buy anything at Walmart.

You may end being the subject of a photo that someone adds to the "People of Walmart" site.

 
Posted : 09/04/2022 3:39 pm
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@holy-cow?ÿ

Southern language. Boy don't you no nothin' ?

"You may end being the subject of a photo that someone adds to the "People of Walmart" site"

No worries about that. I get real dressed up to visit Walmarts (even wear sneakers sometimes). It's a lot more fancy than K-Mart so you have to "walk the walk" while you are in there. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : 09/04/2022 4:09 pm
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@holy-cow?ÿ

Southern language. Boy don't you no nothin' ?

"You may end being the subject of a photo that someone adds to the "People of Walmart" site"

No worries about that. I get real dressed up to visit Walmarts (even wear sneakers sometimes). It's a lot more fancy than K-Mart so you have to "walk the walk" while you are in there. ?????ÿ

Yeah.?ÿ I'm kinda like Marcel Ledbetter, when it's too cold I will button the top button on my overalls.

For those of you who don't know who Marcel Ledbetter is research Jerry Clower.

Andy

 
Posted : 09/04/2022 4:27 pm
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Jerry Clower

His favorite fine wine was "chevrolet coupe in da middle of da highway" or "possum up a gum stump" ?????ÿ

 
Posted : 09/04/2022 5:03 pm
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@andy-bruner?ÿ

Wait.?ÿ How is everyone in creation supposed to be able to know that your boxers are covered in tiny hearts if you don't leave your hip flaps fully open?

 
Posted : 09/04/2022 5:07 pm
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@holy-cow

if you don't wear shorts and strap on your urine collection bag above the knee, you might be ok. Same for colostomy bag. Life happens.

I think they do it Intentionally to see what people are reacting to.

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Posted : 09/04/2022 6:20 pm
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@holy-cow :?ÿ Everybody knows that's Southern-spell-it-like-it-sounds for zucchini, tomato, potato(e)s, jalapenos, and bell peppers.

 
Posted : 10/04/2022 2:02 pm
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@dave-lindell?ÿ

Yes.?ÿ Bell has 2 y and 1 u in it.?ÿ Bay-yul.?ÿ The back end of a horse has tay-yul on it.

 
Posted : 10/04/2022 3:18 pm
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My, my, my aren't you two the jealous ones. Is it because we all Southerners know how to spel and cook good eats, plus sell the crappy leftover stuff to yƒ??all suckers on the way home from Disney World? ?????ÿ

 
Posted : 10/04/2022 3:31 pm
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@flga-2-2?ÿ

Don't expect to see me anywhere near Disney World anytime soon.?ÿ Wasn't on my bucket list.?ÿ Definitely not on my bucket list now.

Oops.?ÿ Might have been some political sarcasm in that last sentence.?ÿ Sorry.

 
Posted : 10/04/2022 3:36 pm
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like all the rest of of us old fuc..ers, er farts these days were fun, at least to us at the time. And I liked 'em. ?????ÿ

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Posted : 10/04/2022 3:55 pm
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SAY AMEN

 
Posted : 10/04/2022 4:43 pm
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AMEN

 
Posted : 11/04/2022 5:03 am
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AMEN

 
Posted : 11/04/2022 7:12 am
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Posted by: @holy-cow

You may end being the subject of a photo that someone adds to the "People of Walmart" site.

You know you are "Somebody", when you find your pic at "People of Wal mart". 🙂

 
Posted : 11/04/2022 7:14 am
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Someone needs to camp out at the Heber Springs, AR Wal-Mart with a camera....

 
Posted : 11/04/2022 7:17 am
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