Sock Joke!! ???? ?????ÿ
While their respective ex spouses are fornicating in the dryer vent. ?????ÿ
The Vagrants
Five men were brought in front of a judge on charges of vagrancy, public indecency and solicitation. They insisted, however, that they were just looking for work."What do you do?", the judge asked the first man.
??I??m a cork soaker.?
The judge blinked. ??Pardon??
??I??m a cork soaker. I worked at a wine bottling plant, soaking corks in water and making sure they fit the wine bottles perfectly when we sealed them up.?
??Okay, what about you??, the judge asked the second man.
??I??m a cook seeker.?
The judge rubbed his eyes wearily. ??What??
??A cook seeker, your honor. I recruit and head-hunt chefs at all levels for restaurants across the country.?
??And you??, the judge asked the third man.
??I??m a coke sacker, your honor.?
The judge tugs at the collar of his robes nervously. ??Say that again??
??I take raw coke from the coal mines and put them in sacks, your honor.?
??And what do you do??, asked the judge of the fourth man.
??I??m a sock tucker?? Before socks are put in boxes at the factory, I tuck them into themselves so that they fit properly.?
Red in the face, the judge asks the fifth man, ??And what is it you do??
Smiling proudly, the last man says, ??I??m the real deal, your honor.?
There??s a secret compartment in your dryer which eats your lost socks.
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My missing socks reside under the tub in my Maytag washer. They crawl over the top and drift down along the housing and the outside of the tub to hide from me. Once enough of them are in their hidey hole they deactivate the kill switch and shut down the washer. Fun times!!
I've got a laundry basket by the dryer for wayward socks.?ÿ?ÿIn a perfect world the wayward sock's mate would eventually surface and the pair could be put back in service.?ÿ What I've actually found is the only way the missing mate will surface is to throw the first one away.?ÿ Only then does the missing mate surface.
It is truly a conspiracy.
I've got a laundry basket by the dryer for wayward socks.?ÿ?ÿIn a perfect world the wayward sock's mate would eventually surface and the pair could be put back in service.?ÿ What I've actually found is the only way the missing mate will surface is to throw the first one away.?ÿ Only then does the missing mate surface.
It is truly a conspiracy.
I have a special spot in my sock drawer for this exact reason. ?????ÿ
Most of my socks are the same so I keep the singles to replace the ones that are torn and tattered and with holes.
A few weeks ago I got some of these wool balls for the dryer that take the static out of the clothes.
They work great so far and sound like bongos playing on some loads.
Most of my socks are the same so I keep the singles to replace the ones that are torn and tattered and with holes.
A few weeks ago I got some of these wool balls for the dryer that take the static out of the clothes.
They work great so far and sound like bongos playing on some loads.
I have about 6 of those in my dryer. They work like champs! Until I go to fold my clothes and my cats find them and bat them all over the house. ???? ?????ÿ
