What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days ...
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the P***** sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you P*****?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for P***** sausage, why did you ask me if I'm P*****?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
You are a BAAAAAAADDDD!!!! boy.
What if the clerk was blonde? They'd never find anything...:-P
What if both the clerk and the customer were blonde?
A minister, troubled by the epidemic of ethnic jokes among members of his flock, one Sunday put a proposition to them. “The Hittites,” he said, “were an ancient people who are now all extinct. So the next time you have a joke to tell about some recognizable group of people, just say ‘Hittite’ or ‘Hittites’ wherever you were going to say the name of the group you have in mind. No one can be hurt by your joking about an extinct people.” Well, there was some eye-rolling and shrugging, but no audible complaint, and the minister went on to his sermon.
A few days later, he was walking downtown, and went by the feed store just in time to hear an outburst of laughter. He stopped and went in. Before anyone saw him, the laughter died down, and someone said, “Well, there was these two Hittites named Sven and Olga . . . .”
Cheers,
Henry
I once had a boss who was proud of his polish last name. He loved all the jokes that are now labeled politically incorrect. On one occasion he was working with a bunch of people from another location who found out about his fondness for the jokes. One of them went to him and asked if he would like to hear a Polish joke. Of course, he said yes. So the guy told him one in Polish. Left him speechless.
> I once had a boss who was proud of his polish last name. He loved all the jokes that are now labeled politically incorrect. On one occasion he was working with a bunch of people from another location who found out about his fondness for the jokes. One of them went to him and asked if he would like to hear a Polish joke. Of course, he said yes. So the guy told him one in Polish. Left him speechless.
Best "Polish" joke ever. Glad my mouth was empty. I don't have a wet computer.:-)
We very seldom hear polish jokes in my part of Texas. All the same jokes are told as Aggie jokes. An Aggie I worked with about 30 years ago had them all memorized.
James
Come to think of it, having a grillin' meats isle in Home Depot is a great idea!:beer:
TRUE Story:
Fellow surveyor friend of mine (100% Polish) & his wife (100% Polish) have one big son. He was playing Pop-Warner football and showed great potential. After a few plays the coach says to the kid: you must be an All-American…..kid replies: NOPE 100% Polish!!
Yup....
we hear more French jokes than polish jokes.
The mother of all ethnic jokes...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a
German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Southerner, a New
Englander, and a Californian) an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a
Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New
Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a
Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese,
a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a
Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a
Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an
Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a
Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an
Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a
Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a
Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican,
a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an
Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans all from different African countries
all walk into a fine restaurant...
The maître d' scrutinizes the group one by one, and bars their entrance
saying, "Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai."
Good Joke from Poland
Polski cz?owiek udawa? si? do doktora oka.
Doktor zapyta?, "Mo?e wy czytali?cie co oko wykres?"
Cz?owiek odpowiedzia?, "Przeczyta? Temu? ?yj? nast?pne drzwi on!"
Hope it didn't loose anything in translation.
Good Joke from Poland
In a nutshell....a Polish guy goes to the eye doctor. The doctor asks if he can read the eye chart. The guy says that he lives next door to him (the guy who's name appears on the chart).
Good Joke from Poland
i have a buddy who married a polish girl, she's very nice, but i have considered getting him a bottle of polish remover just in case...
Good Joke from Poland
When I was a teenager I dated a girl that her dad was Bohemian and her mother was Indian (American Indian). It was a long time ago but I bet there is a joke in there somewhere.
James
