My guess is Houston Nutt. I would guess that Jimmy Sexton, his agent, has already contacted Penn State. Houston needs one more buy out to set him up for life.
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Pee Wee Herman is a lock, since Michael Jackson took that position in Neverland... And Sponge Bob Squarepants got censored out of the lineup for his own scandals 😛
(sorry, somebody had to say something like that)
Urban Meyer or Golden from Miami.
The pope should give it a try.
> My guess is Houston Nutt. I would guess that Jimmy Sexton, his agent, has already contacted Penn State. Houston needs one more buy out to set him up for life.
Seriously? With names like that, I think P(edophile)SU would do better to pick anyone else. I'd love to see Bill Cowher return to coaching, why not collegiately at PSU?
Houston Nutt? Are you serious? Those silly Nuttless Rebel Black Bears probably set the whole Penn State thing up just to get Joe Pa!