Middle File sent me some Abercrombie & Fitch cologne..... Fierce. I look at the box and it's pretty obvious that some one took a candid picture of me and Leaked it!
Sorry. That's my twin brother, Unholy, who will do anything for a buck.
Howdy Bro!!!!! I guess we must have been separated at birth. I was raised by wolves, you musta been...... aw... nevermind.....
Cows................................right?
wellll, I was trying not to hurt your feels.
Just a little FYI for everyone...
I still have a pristine unopened box of English Leather from times past. I bet it's forty years old.
And it probably doesn't smell a bit better than it did when it was new....
Holy Cow, post: 433326, member: 50 wrote: Sorry. That's my twin brother, Unholy, who will do anything for a buck.
In a different lifetime I once stayed with some Aussi sheilas in Perth and on the wall of their lounge was a poster with a guy with a torso like that and the caption read "A hard man is good to find". I always remember that but obviously at the time I didn't know that the torso was that of the average surveyor.
Well that's one thing all us Surveyors are: Humble and Modest. :p
The proper scent for a man is created by combustion.
paden cash, post: 433433, member: 20 wrote: I still have a pristine unopened box of English Leather from times past. I bet it's forty years old.
That stuff don't stink near as bad as this:
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We geezers can recall the rollout of Hai Karate nearly 50 years ago. The commercials were hilarious. What wasn't as hilarious was watching some fellow basketball player slap on some of that stuff after showering after basketball practice and attempting to imitate those commercials.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo
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Richard Imrie, post: 433441, member: 11256 wrote: In a different lifetime I once stayed with some Aussi sheilas in Perth and on the wall of their lounge was a poster with a guy with a torso like that and the caption read "A hard man is good to find". I always remember that but obviously at the time I didn't know that the torso was that of the average surveyor.
Right next to that poster they should have had one of a big belly that said "A waist is a terrible thing to mind"
I think we could do with some input from Brad Paisley about now:
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up all but no matter what
Remember I'm still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see drunk, naked girls
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might
Walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy
I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle-box
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
All my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy
Best verse in a country song in years... Thanks EAPLS.
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
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A little bonus for all you real men out there.
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And for those very few foolish super-macho types out there, I suggest you google..........
When You're Screwin' Other Women (Think of Me)
Doyle & Debbie
