Apparently SWMBO’s idea of baking a cake these days is getting all the ingredients piled up on the kitchen island and then saying she needs “help”. This is the third time I have fallen for this trick in 2020. So after mixing, stirring, scraping, cussing, farting, and then cleaning everything I created this monster. Its contents include, 2 boxes devil food cake, 10 eggs (5 cake, 5 frosting) salt, coconut, and some other stuff I don’t remember because I was cleaning batter off the wall.
My Masterpiece…….
This sucker weighs 6.3 lbs. ????
I still fall for a lot of SWMBO's nefariousness. I guess we just never learn. And they know it.
It may only weigh six pounds but you will put on 11 if you eat it.
German chocolate cake in a bowl with half n half was one of my dad??s favorite desserts?ÿ
Um, um, um.?ÿ Lickin' the bowl and beaters.?ÿ Ain't much better than that.?ÿ No need to wait for the final product.
"Is that bacon in the frosting?"
It may only weigh six pounds but you will put on 11 if you eat it.
It added 50 points to my blood glucose just looking at it.
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@flga
Ala Hank Williams, Jr.
Would you all please fax me a slice.............................
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Oops, never mind.?ÿ Don't have a fax machine. So.........................
Would you all please scan and email me a slice.....................
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could a person piss hot following the consumption of a slice of this confectioners delight? Asking for a friend?
When ever my SWMBO starts a sentence with "We can..." my brain has been trained to hear "you will be..." 45 years will do that to you.
95% of all my wife's projects have very little to do with her; she basically comes up with the ideas, and the rest is up to me.
Sounds like a mirror image of my SWMBO. Every time I hear “we” I think “Oh sweet Jesus what the hell am I in for now”, and simultaneously make sure we have an ample supply of bandages (we usually do but they all have Spiderman or Sleeping Beauty on ‘em) . ????
