On average, any American man will have sex two to three times a week,
whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.
This is upsetting news to me, as I had no idea I was Japanese.
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"whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year."
Whadda you griping about? Hell, at my age I consider you a Nymphomaniac. 😉
Well gee. Might as well sign me up at the local monastery then.
I always look good in a tux. Wonder how that would translate wearing a frock collar.
I used to want to go a Shaolin Temple and become a monk and focus on Kung Fu. Too out of shape for that these days - same goes for sex. :'(
The reason my wife and I decided to have only three children was because we heard every fourth baby born in the world is Chinese.
"I told my wife we needed to talk more during sex. She called me from a hotel.." :pinch:
Rodney Dangerfield
Do you want to know how to make your wife scream during sex? Call her and tell her about it!
I forgot what comedy skit I heard that on.
Where'd you go, Radar?
That was a good post.
I was just going to ask if they were right:-)
Don
Where'd you go, Radar?
> That was a good post.
> I was just going to ask if they were right:-)
>
> Don
LOL
They were wrong. B-)
Yeah, I read about that study...
didn't it say the average american female had sex six to eight times a week?:-S
> Do you want to know how to make your wife scream during sex? Call her and tell her about it!
> I forgot what comedy skit I heard that on.
THAT...will definitely make her scream...and...inflict severe pain upon the testicles of the soon-to-be-ex-husband. :-O :-@ +o( o.O B-) 😉 😀
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They had sex for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing he side of the conversation.
She is speaking in a cheery voice: "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you." :pinch:
That reminds me all too much of the time a woman at church thanked me for staying so late after the previous night's event to help her husband get his car running.
Problem was, I hadn't stayed after the event, and when I left he was paying a lot of attention to another gal. Whadda ya' say? I was so stunned all I could think of was "Oh, I wasn't much help."
She probably saw my surprise. They did get divorced a few months afterward.
