I thought it was funny...
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I was alright, until it said "Make this my ringtone". Then, I realized, Naw! How could I say, it's just my phone?
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paden cash, post: 329359, member: 20 wrote: I thought it was funny...
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Funny!
Crude!!! But funny.
[sarcasm]That is about the time dad kicks the cat and throws it out the door and stammers around wanting to know who let it in the house.[/sarcasm]
paden cash, post: 329359, member: 20 wrote: I thought it was funny...
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Dammit, paden, you're like a Jehovah's Witness. I never should have let in the door and now you' re converted me.
I used to despise scatological humor and now I like it.
Or maybe it's just another thing that comes with age that you never thought would happen.
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Don Blameuser, post: 330649, member: 30 wrote: Dammit, paden, you're like a Jehovah's Witness.
One more off the list of phrases I thought I'd never read. 🙂
BTW...What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian. Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Among the writings of Jonathan Swift is something with a title extremely close to Ode to a Fart. Tis a very clever essay describing how "my master blushes when I enter the room".
Why do men break wind more than women?
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Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Actually there's quite an art to a decent fart.
Confessions of a very young artist.
In my earlier days and probably dead bored a mate and I wondered what happens when you strike a match at the appropriate time.
They are very colourful flames.
Not sure what'd happen if you tried replicating it in the science lab at school.
From the previous post sounds like it'd be male dominated. But I'm not sure that's true. With 3 daughters and a wife to boot I'd suggest that's a little bit off.
FL/GA PLS., post: 330700, member: 379 wrote: Why do men break wind more than women?
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Hey now...
G'day Angel
Are you bored? Or are we being censored?
The whip before the cleansing of the temple?
Hows the vision?
Single? Double?
Trust there's no pain.
Fortunately I only experienced a very short period of severe double vision.
That is hideously horribly unsettling.
Richard, post: 331260, member: 833 wrote: G'day Angel
Are you bored? Or are we being censored?
The whip before the cleansing of the temple?Hows the vision?
Single? Double?
Trust there's no pain.Fortunately I only experienced a very short period of severe double vision.
That is hideously horribly unsettling.
Eh...I can finally see the monitor so I'm all excited and catching up on posts. Plus I am a night owl and wide awake. 😐
Vision is OK...still a bit blurry but the eye is finally cooperating and lining up right. Double vision is minimal now. Doc said it looks good and that I should be able to resume normal activities in 2 weeks or so. It's still full of stitches, though, that are starting to pop through the eyeball and it's driving me INSANE. I want to get tweezers and pull the suckers out like I did last time, but doc said NO, do NOT TOUCH the stitches. They will dissolve when it's time. *Blah*
Sounds good. Yes that 'seeing' experience is a fantastic experience. Can be a bit overwhelming IMO.
Stitches. Mm. Didn't want to mention them.
Seriously, did you pull them out?
As said, that's real micro surgery, amazing and life changing.
Richard, post: 331450, member: 833 wrote: Sounds good. Yes that 'seeing' experience is a fantastic experience. Can be a bit overwhelming IMO.
Stitches. Mm. Didn't want to mention them.
Seriously, did you pull them out?As said, that's real micro surgery, amazing and life changing.
No, but I sure would like to. Feels like cactus in my eye. :-/
But I am truly grateful that I had a skilled surgeon who could do this kind of operation. It's amazing at what we can have done now that we take for granted that we could not have done even 20-30 years ago that would make is blind, deaf, etc... Kinda puts everything in perspective. :angel:
I showed that to our 16 YO daughter... (who plays piano) and she went and got all her siblings to watch it!
Now, it is the 10 YO boy that I'm worried about... he may try musical toots!
🙂 What a hoot... er... toot!
My 4 and 6 YO sure thought it was funny.
