Around 11 am I rung the door bell on a adjoiners 2 days ago to ask permission to get on the property to look for corners and such and while I'm waiting for someone to get to the door across the entrance hallway went a naked man. Gone like a flash.....and he then stuck his arm back around and held up a finger as if to say "give me a minute".
Came to the door in a pair of jeans and nothing and else. He said he didn't get many visitors.
Didn't get a reply from a door knock once...so we proceeded through the gate into the backyard.?ÿ There we caught the couple that owned the place sunning themselves butt-nekkid like a couple of beached walruses on a flat rock.?ÿ Although their calmness and apparent laissez-faire attitude kept me from screaming and running away...I wished I had avoided the entire scenario.
Once seen, something may never be unseen....
So,that was you, eh? Sorry about that.
Dang it, Paden. My response was to the OP, not yours. Still.............funny either way.
MUST NOT let Mrs. Cow see my post that accidentally followed Paden's post, thus suggesting WE WERE the ones Paden saw. Mrs. Cow would want to know who the H--- I was sunbathing with because it most definitely would not have been her.
So..........you don't want to see Mrs. Cow nekked? Hmmm, wonder if the feelings are mutual?
Nekked and outdoors? Never happened. Never will.
Just is just havin' fun.
If one looks closely they will see Paden and I effectively posted at the same time above. I didn't see his post until I returned more than an hour later. Thus, the appearance that I was responding to his post.
On a semi-related occurrence:?ÿ My crew and I were working on a "phase 2" portion of an apartment complex; "phase 1" being completed, populated and apparently popular.?ÿ?ÿ From our vantage point on the flat, hot red subgrade one could see over to "phase 1" and an open patio door with a woman's undergarments hanging on the back of a sofa just inside.?ÿ Out on the patio there was a lawn chaise, a radio and a bottle of suntan lotion.?ÿ With the help of Nikon optics you could almost read the label.
Work ceased for a good hour while we waited for the owner to either return for her undies or to return to her sunbathing.?ÿ She never did.?ÿ We eventually gave into the heat and had to break the set-up and move on.
For those of you that are familiar with a film titled "Cool Hand Luke"...we nicknamed the imaginary owner of the undergarments "Lucille".
@paden cash
"Work ceased for a good hour while we waited for the owner to either return for her undies or to return to her sunbathing"
You beady eyed old heathen pervert, that explains why one of your eyeballs is twice the size of the other! 😉
Had the privilege of surveying in several "Nudist Colony's" in and around Pasco County, Florida....some people just weren't made to be seen in public naked....
Nekked and outdoors? Never happened. Never will.
Just is just havin' fun.
If one looks closely they will see Paden and I effectively posted at the same time above. I didn't see his post until I returned more than an hour later. Thus, the appearance that I was responding to his post.
We had quite a humorist here in Georgia by the name of Lewis Grizzard.?ÿ According to Lewis there is?ÿa BIG difference between NUDE and NEKKID.?ÿ Nude means "you ain't got no clothes on" and Nekkid means "you ain't got no clothes on and you're up to something".?ÿ I don't get nekkid nearly as much as I once did.
Andy
My dear wife has a phobia of ticks.?ÿ To her, ticks epitomize all that is foul and evil in this world, more so than even the dreaded snake.?ÿ The only thing worse that finding a tick crawling on my neck after a day in the woods is finding a tick crawling on my neck after a day in the woods and NOT being able to show my wife the dead carcass after I've killed it.?ÿ She requires an accounting of ALL ticks, dead or alive.
So I've found over the years the best thing to do after a day in tick-infested locales is to drop my laundry immediately as I enter the house.?ÿ This isn't too difficult as the washer and dryer are right next to the back door that leads to the garage.?ÿ For a good number of years it was OK for me to undress right in front of the washer, start the wash cycle and then trot quickly to the shower with my cheeks aglow.....until she spied a tick making his way across the top of the washer after I had left for the shower.
So now I'm faced with the task of getting naked while standing on the back stoop.?ÿ It sounds a little more complex than it really is, but I'm embarrassed about how well and intimate my relationship is with the storm door...
Last year the inevitable happened.?ÿ I was disrobing, leaning in the back door to dump the laundry in the washer while trying to keep 4 dogs from "checking me out" in my naked glory...and as I stood up with my hand on the back door knob, I inadvertently pulled the?ÿdoor to...and it was locked.
There I was standing naked behind a screen door?ÿwith 4 dogs that still weren't gonna give?ÿup trying to?ÿ"cold nose" me.?ÿ Knowing my wife wasn't 15 feet away in the kitchen I 'politely' knocked on the door and attempted to summon her.?ÿ No reply.
I knocked harder.?ÿ Even though the back door is practically hidden from everything, I was starting to feel a little exposed...and I couldn't understand where my wife had gone to as she was still standing there a few seconds earlier.?ÿ I had my head bowed and my forehead resting on the glass panes of the back door whispering "sweet Jesus" to myself when I raised my eyes just enough....There she was...peeking out of the back door with a big grin on her face.
It's been a long time since anybody was able to make me say, "Pretty please with gobs of sugar on top..."
@paden cash
"while trying to keep 4 dogs from "checking me out" in my naked glory..."
They were probably hoping for a good laugh thinking you might try to "clean" your genitals like they do. The dogs usually wait until company arrives before pulling this stunt on the living room floor. 😉
...They were probably hoping for a good laugh thinking you might try to "clean" your genitals like they do. The dogs usually wait until company arrives before pulling this stunt on the living room floor. 😉
I had to give up licking my 'junk'?ÿa few years ago...I fell off the back porch and hurt my neck... 😉
