SPEEDING IN OREGON
GOOD - A Bend, Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER - A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST - A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
Who'da thunk it......
The exact same thing happened in Puyallup, I saw it in an email, so it has to be true;-)
Cheers,
Radar
> Who'da thunk it......
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> The exact same thing happened in Puyallup, I saw it in an email, so it has to be true;-)
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> Cheers,
> Radar
But of course!! It must be true in each state!! 😉
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CV
In the past few weeks, a state trooper has caught several people doing around 100mph on I5 in the area just south of Salem, including the I5 bypass for the northbound exit to Commercial Street. The bypass speed is 55mph. True story.
Watch out Angel and Wendell!
Speeding In Alabama
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, “Why’d you do that?”
The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you’ll have your license and registration ready.”
The driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”
The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license and registration, and he comes up clean. He gives the guy his license and registration back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down and the trooper smacks him in the head with the nightstick.
The passenger says, “What’d you do that for?”
The cop says, “Just making your wishes come true.”
The passenger, baffled, says, “Huh?”
The cop replies, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, ‘I wish that dickhead would’ve tried that She He IT with me.’”
Speeding In Alabama
An elderly couple were driving through Alabama. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"
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> In the past few weeks, a state trooper has caught several people doing around 100mph on I5 in the area just south of Salem, including the I5 bypass for the northbound exit to Commercial Street. The bypass speed is 55mph. True story.
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That's right in my neck of the woods, Ty! That's my exit! I see people flying by there all the time but damn I didn't realize they were going up to 100MPH or more!! Idiots!! :-S
Even though I own a cop car and it is "tempting", I don't speed. I must be getting old. I use to drive a bit faster than the rest but now...eh...I could care less. 😐
