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(@holy-cow)
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You know who they are.

First, you have those who believe that the whole world wants to see all 138 photos they took at their Third Grade daughter's biddy basketball game that had a final score of 6 to 4.

Second, you have those who post a photo of each meal on every day or who post multiple photos of themselves at some place that serves "the world's greatest" whatever-it-is.

Next are those who must regurgitate the latest news report in light of their tightly-held convictions.

But, the worst.?ÿ The absolute worst .?ÿ Those are the ones who air their family dirty laundry as if everyone in the world needs to know their dirty little secrets.

Case in point from today.?ÿ A woman somewhere in her 30's lives a few miles away.?ÿ Her husband and his family have been well known and respected since the first ancestors showed up to homestead land in the 1860's.?ÿ She might have been born and raised somewhere in the Southwestern US, but, I'm not clear on where.?ÿ What anyone who reads her post today will discover about her however is that she has absolutely no filter between her brain and her typing fingers.?ÿ Today we learned about her birth father, who has been living in her home for the past year.?ÿ He is now 73 years old and has been divorced seven times.?ÿ She has bailed him out after each divorce.?ÿ She has encouraged him to stay away from women as things never work out well for him, or her.?ÿ Guess what.?ÿ He has a new "significant other" and went out and bought her a house on more than 11 acres and PUT IT IN HER NAME ONLY.?ÿ Dear old Dad has a history of beating his wives and children.?ÿ Grim specifics were provided in the Facebook post.?ÿ The coup de grace du jour, though was the cherry on the chocolate sundae.?ÿ At 10.00 a.m. this morning, in her living room, just a few feet from her sleeping youngest child, she found him vigorously pleasuring himself.?ÿ He explained that when he awoke he found Little Ted in a swollen state, "So, was I supposed to let it go to waste?"

 
Posted : July 18, 2022 9:41 am
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This is where the Dougie filter comes in handy (no pun intended...)

Swipe left!

 
Posted : July 18, 2022 9:55 am
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What is that saying about the pot and the kettle?

 
Posted : July 18, 2022 9:59 am
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1. You can unfollow people on Facebook?ÿ

2. thereƒ??s three little dots at the upper right of a post, click that and you have options, see less like this, see no more from whatever site.

Iƒ??ve had friends insist on posting disgusting stuff from certain pages, you can tell it donƒ??t show me stuff from that page anymore.

Iƒ??ve cleaned out my friends list, especially distant relatives that Iƒ??ve never heard of but a sibling has connected with them, then they turn out to be lunatics, delete button is handy for that.

 
Posted : July 18, 2022 10:21 am
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@dave-karoly?ÿ

Didn't realize we were distant cousins.?ÿ I'll be sure to put you down to bring sauteed squirrel brains to the next big family doin's. ???? ???? ???? ???? ?????ÿ

 
Posted : July 18, 2022 11:32 am
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I'm self banned, never joined, I believe it's best for everyone.?ÿ

 
Posted : July 18, 2022 11:33 am
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Neglected to mention the people who like to routinely post photos of their kids or grandkids running around nude or nearly so.

I do not have a Facebook account.?ÿ Wife has one as a lifeline to her students who need help outside of school hours.?ÿ Some of those grow up and turn into potty mouths who seem to forget who they have on their friends list.

 
Posted : July 18, 2022 11:36 am
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...makes you wonder if Jerry Springer and Maury Povich have invested into the content delivery of said Meta and the ilk...

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just saying... ???? ?????ÿ

 
Posted : July 19, 2022 3:46 am
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I had a FB page for a short period of time in about 2012 or '13.?ÿ I let it go quickly.?ÿ There's much better rhetoric and content on the walls of jobsite crappers.

Life's too short to waste time on a distant relative's next door neighbor's ex-wife's 17 year old poodle's trip to the vet.

 
Posted : July 19, 2022 6:25 am
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Posted by: @paden-cash

There's much better rhetoric and content on the walls of jobsite crappers.

Most of it is disgusting and funny, but who takes a Sharpie into a port o' potty? Hell even to pee you have to hold your breath. And there is no such thing as "toilet paper" in the damn things. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : July 19, 2022 6:41 am
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Posted by: @flga-2-2

...but who takes a Sharpie into a port o' potty? ...

How else does one write an ex-wife's phone number on the wall?

 
Posted : July 19, 2022 6:47 am
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Posted by: @paden-cash

How else does one write an ex-wife's phone number on the wall?

In this line? You'd be killed if you whipped out one before entering.

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Posted : July 19, 2022 6:57 am
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A sharpie??ÿ You did mean a Sharpie, right?

 
Posted : July 19, 2022 7:44 am
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Posted by: @holy-cow

A sharpie??ÿ You did mean a Sharpie, right?

You forgot the trademark symbol.?ÿ (I can sometimes out-pedantic you.)

 
Posted : July 19, 2022 11:47 am
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@bill93?ÿ

All grins here.

 
Posted : July 19, 2022 4:45 pm
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Posted by: @paden-cash

Life's too short to waste time on a distant relative's next door neighbor's ex-wife's 17 year old poodle's trip to the vet.

That's profound. I'd put it on farcebook, but they deleted me!

 
Posted : July 19, 2022 8:11 pm