Where do the Dung Beetles go, when they go out to eat?
The used food outlet, fine dining.
After the meal, this was overheard at their table:
Mrs Dung Beetle says to Mr. Dung Beetle: "You are full of crap!"
He replies, "Yeah, I don't think I could eat another bite."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle
Dung Beetles. Just a neat part of God's Ecology Program. And, they help farmers fields to be more fertile.
OK, your turn!
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It takes 43 pigs to make 172 pickled pigs feet.
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Why did the Nicrophorus americanus check his baggage at the airport?...Because he has a Giant Carrion. :-S
Nicrophorus americanus, also known as the American burying beetle or giant carrion beetle, is a critically endangered species of beetle endemic to North America. It belongs to the order Coleoptera and the family Silphidae. The carrion beetle in North America is carnivorous, feeds on carrion and requires carrion to breed. It is also one of the few species of beetle to exhibit parental care. The decline of the American burying beetle has been attributed to habitat loss, alteration, and degradation, and they now occur over less than 10% of their historic range.
DDSM
Southern Style Pigs Feet
Ingredients
* 8-10 pig's feet, washed thoroughly
* 1 bay leaf
* 3/4 cup white vinegar
* 2 onions, chopped
* 2 bell peppers, chopped
* 2 celery ribs, chopped
* 1 tablespoon salt
* 1/2 tablespoon Accent seasoning (optional)
* 1 tablespoon black pepper
Directions
1. Place all ingredients in large dutch oven. Add water to cover pigs feet. Boil until tender. Add more water if necessary. Serve with cornbread. Eat with a southern drawl...
A seal walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What kind of whiskey you want?"
"Anything but Canadian Club!"
Ha!
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed
per passenger."
