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From my recent experience, I believe whoever has purchased the "Peach" air freshener for the head at the office doesn't use it. It does nothing to 'freshen' anything. If you just spray it for a sniff, it smells like sweet peaches. If you use it in the john after a morning push (like I just did) it smells just like "peachy poop" in there...whew!....nothing fresh about it whatsoever.

carry on...

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 6:22 am
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tmi

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 6:31 am
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Even air freshener has limits.:woot::woot:

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 6:33 am
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Maybe a more efficient exhaust fan is in order?

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 7:02 am
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Perhaps an exhaust fan that would lift you off your perch unless handles are available or a seat belt.

Don't you know that's why they invented restrooms in convenience stores. No need to worry about after-odor.

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 7:10 am
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The ROSE scent is much worse. +o(
I have yet to find a scent that really works. :whistle:
Perhaps my exhaust is too stout. I have had complaints about rose scented Old Man pharts lately. :woot:

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 9:07 am
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Man, we will talk about almost anything won't we??? LOL 😛

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 9:35 am
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** Shakes head at this convo. ** o.O:bored::whistle:

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 3:33 pm
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Oh and I suppose when Wendell walks passed the can at your house he says, "MY!! I smell roses!!"and skips on down the hall?
The "skipping" is actually staggering as he passes out.
I'm surprised no one else has resorted to this..........:poop:

 
Posted : August 10, 2015 7:41 pm
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cptdent, post: 331232, member: 527 wrote: Oh and I suppose when Wendell walks passed the can at your house he says, "MY!! I smell roses!!"and skips on down the hall?
The "skipping" is actually staggering as he passes out.
I'm surprised no one else has resorted to this..........:poop:

I use the bathroom in the WAY back of the other side of the house that has a HUGE window I can open so I can spare my very sensitive husband the wrath of post-gall-bladder-removal poo poos. :bored::whistle::poop:

 
Posted : August 11, 2015 2:51 am
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paden cash, post: 331107, member: 20 wrote: From my recent experience, I believe whoever has purchased the "Peach" air freshener for the head at the office doesn't use it. It does nothing to 'freshen' anything. If you just spray it for a sniff, it smells like sweet peaches. If you use it in the john after a morning push (like I just did) it smells just like "peachy poop" in there...whew!....nothing fresh about it whatsoever.

carry on...

Dude, you need to start wearing a helmut while riding your motorized bicycle. Yer bangin up yer head too much.

 
Posted : August 11, 2015 3:04 am
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Burnt match....

 
Posted : August 11, 2015 3:09 am
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Angel, post: 331251, member: 100 wrote: I use the bathroom in the WAY back of the other side of the house that has a HUGE window I can open so I can spare my very sensitive husband the wrath of post-gall-bladder-removal poo poos. :bored::whistle::poop:

So now all the little forest animals will be sending a petition to the EPA seeking relief? The tiny little squirrels with swollen eyes, the raccoons whose stripes have fallen off, the geese that cannot honk anymore?3

 
Posted : August 11, 2015 3:35 am
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cptdent, post: 331259, member: 527 wrote: So now all the little forest animals will be sending a petition to the EPA seeking relief? The tiny little squirrels with swollen eyes, the raccoons whose stripes have fallen off, the geese that cannot honk anymore?3

Ha-Ha you crack me up!!

 
Posted : August 12, 2015 1:34 am
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A friends (half mad) parents, were trying to push "thieves oil". After making us guess what it is used for, finally they informed us that it makes your leavings smell like flowers.

Take this with a truckload of salt, as they are in some form of non-alchohol, meat eating, vegan cult. (No that wasn't an error)

 
Posted : August 12, 2015 8:00 pm
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I use thieves for several things, but that was never one of them....

 
Posted : August 12, 2015 8:13 pm
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paden cash, post: 331107, member: 20 wrote: From my recent experience, I believe whoever has purchased the "Peach" air freshener for the head at the office doesn't use it. It does nothing to 'freshen' anything. If you just spray it for a sniff, it smells like sweet peaches. If you use it in the john after a morning push (like I just did) it smells just like "peachy poop" in there...whew!....nothing fresh about it whatsoever.

carry on...

it's kind of the same thing with the little tree air fresheners for the rigs- the only one of those that doesn't give me a headache is the black ice.... the the fruity ones just leave me feeling like I've been hit by a produce truck....

 
Posted : August 12, 2015 8:15 pm
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paden cash, post: 331107, member: 20 wrote: From my recent experience, I believe whoever has purchased the "Peach" air freshener for the head at the office doesn't use it. It does nothing to 'freshen' anything. If you just spray it for a sniff, it smells like sweet peaches. If you use it in the john after a morning push (like I just did) it smells just like "peachy poop" in there...whew!....nothing fresh about it whatsoever.

carry on...

this reminds me of a former crew member (retired/died at the 2nd rung of the 6 rung promotion ladder) - his motto was " never "crap"(PC euphemism inserted for the feint of heart) on your time, never sweat on their time"

 
Posted : August 12, 2015 8:19 pm
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I worked with a clown and his big joke was to find someone's vehicle unlocked and leave them a totally offensive gas offering after one of his noontime bean burrito and beer feast. About the most foul encounter ever, this guy was sick, it taught me to never leave one unlocked again and keep door key in one pocket and ignition key in another.

 
Posted : August 12, 2015 10:04 pm
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Over indulging in bubble gum snow cones creates interesting results. It turns you azz into an Irish delight ahd you will be "shating the green" prodigiously. EMERALD green!! Glo-in-the-dark Irish scat. You'll have an Irish Spring moment and say, " and it smells good too!:.

 
Posted : August 13, 2015 9:07 am
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