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holy-cow

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More important than the spelling police:

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Posted : July 9, 2023 2:41 pm

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Posted : July 9, 2023 7:55 pm

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Posted : July 10, 2023 8:03 pm

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Posted : July 11, 2023 2:25 am

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Posted : July 13, 2023 10:40 am

holy-cow

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Only in Florida

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Posted : July 17, 2023 8:28 am

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The preacher was preaching on the subject of how we are but dust for from dust we are made and to dust we will return. As the congregation was quietly considering the situation, a young congregant asked in aloud voice "MOM, WHAT IS BUTT DUST?

Posted : July 17, 2023 9:28 am

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Posted : July 17, 2023 10:31 am

holy-cow

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This could happen at my place. How about yours?

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Posted : July 19, 2023 6:03 am

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The raccoons here eat anything that walks, crawls, or hadn't been dead too long.

But when you feed an alligator and then stop, this happens....

Posted : July 19, 2023 8:58 am

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another of the many reasons I don't want to live in Florida.

Posted : July 19, 2023 9:34 am

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The "Medium Crap" should be named the "Bat$hit Crazy Crap" stretch. People are so pissed off after gettting loose from crawling in the "Complete Crap" or "Disney Crap" zones they will drive 90-100 mph until they "cool off".

https://www.wesh.com/article/interstate-4-named-most-dangerous-highway-in-the-nation/36148705

Posted : July 19, 2023 2:20 pm

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Posted : July 23, 2023 9:39 am

holy-cow

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Technically, what the directions told them.

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Posted : July 23, 2023 6:29 pm

holy-cow

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Red Skelton knows his stuff.

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!".

Can't you just hear him say all of these?

I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word or political. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "And May God Bless"with a big smile on his face.

Posted : July 24, 2023 9:11 am

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