It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )
It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It was so hot my cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban.
Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
Potatoes cook underground, so just pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
Cows are giving evaporated milk.
Its so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders
Trees are whistling for dogs.
You eat hot peppers to cool your mouth off.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
It's so hot that the DEVIL said "screw this!" and went back to hell to cool off!!
It's so hot out there that the fish are jumping out of the river, into the ice machine, just to cool off.
It's so hot, that Chuck Norris went and sat in the shade.
~ N
And to think that summer isn't over yet! Boy am I ready to move to Antarctica or something.....
It's melting! 🙂
Would be interesting to see how the Earth would handle the polar ice caps melting, and what happens in Antarctica with the tectonic plate rebounding. I wouldn't rule out some earthquakes!
First of all, Chuck Norris never "sits."
Secondly, Chuck Norris does not need to find shade, as it finds him, and only if he allows it.
Finally, this streak of hot weather has been caused directly by the lack of Chuck Norris performing a round house kick recently. Everyone knows that Chuck's roundhouse kicks are what cause the wind to blow, thereby relieving us from the heat.
I figure you have 2 choices. Ask Chuck to perform a round-house kick, or just deal with the heat. I recommend dealing with it. I'm pretty sure if you asked for one, you would get it, right in the face.
😀
I bought a 1/2 dozen eggs yesterday and they are hard boiled now!
I also burned my arm on my hammock stand - had to throw it.
It is in the recycle bin right now.
My goldfish want to kick Chuck Norris' a$$
But I had some good venison and Tillamook cheese for dinner.
my neighbors teenagers zits popped themselves
