I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
Blind guys walks into a bar with a seeing eye dog. He picks the dog up by the leash and starts swinging it around in circles, knocking over beers and drinks.
The bartender yells,"Hey, What the heck are you doing?"
"Just taking a look around", says the blind man.
My Uncle
My uncle's a flasher in New York city. He was going to retire last fall but decided to stick it out another year.
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Guy gets stopped by the police at 2 AM in the morning. Cop says, "Where are you going at this late hour?"
Motorist: "I'm going to a lecture on Alcohol Abuse".
Cop: "Whose giving a lecture on Alcohol Abuse at this time of night?"
Motorist: "My wife."
Another groaner
What's another name for a proctologist? Asphalt inspector.
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A Skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
Dale Yawn
Savannah, Ga.
Now you getting into old jokes.
What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
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A man is preoccupied watching game 4 of the world series on his deck, his team is up 3 games to 0. So in anticipation he starts sweeping the deck just to keep busy.
His wife who is holding the sleeping 6 month old baby, who suddenly begins to cry.
The man looks at the baby and then proclaims..."...will you be quiet, can't you see we're trying to sweep..."
Carbon date this one:
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Watch it, Wayne
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Ok Nate
As you're sitting in your outhouse on a hot day, your dog is looking at you with his avatar stare and thinking to himself "...I wonder what he is dooing..."
Ok Nate
A termite walks in to a bar and asks "where is the bar tender?"
#s..
Why is 6 afraid of 7??
Because 7 8 9!!
Get it? Seven ATE nine!! :-$
Joke no. 42.
elements
Two hydrogen atoms were talking.
One said, I think I lost my electron.
The other asked, Are you sure?
The first replied, I'm positive.
Why is 77 better than 69?
...because you get 8 more
#s..
Q. What do you get when you cross "Atlantic" with "Titanic"?
A. About half way
Q. What is and "Ig"?
A. An artic house without a Loo.
Pepino (McCoy), Hop Sing (Cartwright) and Eddie (Munster) walk into an Irish bar and Hop Sing yells…….
Sorry Nate, I’ll try to come up with something less complex.:-P
Hope you are feeling better!
Not complex... in fact, pretty simple!
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
