The kid I hired to clean up poop in my yard just figured out I don't have a dog.?ÿ ?ÿ ?ÿ ?ÿ#OutOfTP
I did not chuckle.?ÿ But I am not surprised to find that I'm hopeless.
Collecting the poop for Paden? ?????ÿ
That was a good chuckle.
I don't know why a toilet paper shortage would cause you to use the backyard.
Who said anything about not starting until a toilet paper shortage hit? :silly: :silly: :silly: ?ÿ
This reminds me that rectal thermometers should have 'rectal' printed on them somewhere, or at least a large R on them .. still shaken up by that.
You should have heard my Daughter yesterday bitchin' about all the toilet paper being "wiped out" at stores. So I asked her, "how many rolls do you have?". She nonchalantly replied, "only 96".
I just stared at her. ????
@flga Don't know whats funnier about this. That she has 96 rolls or knows how many she has.
It's time we all took the time to conserve and practice proper method...
It's time we all took the time to conserve and practice proper method...
Poor tutorial.?ÿ It shows 'way to much tissue used. Wadding is inefficient use of the amount of tissue.?ÿ Folding to half-size 1 or 2 squares at a time as required to get sufficient strength is much better, and you can fold that again to get a second pass on the same tissue.
And it shows use of the right hand, which will get you sent to hell in some religions.
There is definitely two schools of thought on the subject.?ÿ There are folders and there are wadders.?ÿ It's kind of like those that say ay-men and those that say ah-men.?ÿThey both get the job done I guess.
PS - I live with a woman.?ÿ Concerning myself with whether or not toilet paper is used efficiently is an exercise in futility.
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Far better to use one layer too many than one layer too few.
we have an Associate Priest that says Ay-men. I expect most Americans mispronounce the word but surely not an Episcopalian who should know the correct pronunciation is aw-men. Every time I hear him say Ay-men I cringe.
Many people and especially Far Easterners will not shake your hand because they know that you wiped your butt with that hand while others will reach out with their left hand to shake hands.
They will withdraw that left hand when you attempt to shake with your right hand.
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we have an Associate Priest that says Ay-men. I expect most Americans mispronounce the word but surely not an Episcopalian who should know the correct pronunciation is aw-men. Every time I hear him say Ay-men I cringe.
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We've got a life long friend that has been a minister all his adult life and has completed his doctorate in theology.?ÿ Living a good distance from us, we don't get together near as much as we should.
We did get together a few weeks ago and it was decided we'd all chow down at the Escondido Grill.?ÿ All was well until the plates came and Dr. Jim decided we needed a pre-chow prayer...caught me with a fork in my mouth.?ÿ Anyway, directly after the prayer I gave a hearty Ay-men...
It was like flipping a switch.?ÿ Dr. Jim dove in on the origins of the word ah-men, it's Hebrew beginnings, and chronologically all the way through to Latin and the word's prominence in the New Testament.?ÿ My enchiladas were cold before he took a breath...
There is a song that is nothing but amen's with a hallelujah thrown in here and there. It's a real toe-tapper. I have never heard it in any other form than ay-men. Cannot imagine what it would sound like as ah-men or aw-men. Just wouldn't be the same song.
Next we will debating the proper pronunciation of aunt. Same problem.
