if I purchased approximately ten years worth of Playboy magazines as a Christmas present for my grandsons? Saw these on a local "Swap Meet" site:
They're six and eight, but they have Cash blood surging through their unclogged and supple veins. I bet I would get "Grandpa of the year award".
Maybe I'll wait 'til next Christmas.....
Depending on what ten year span those cover they could be pretty cool.
Well, just a thought.
Porn, tends to reduce the population.
If you want lots grandkids......
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Nate The Surveyor, post: 399591, member: 291 wrote: Well, just a thought.
Porn, tends to reduce the population.
If you want lots grandkids......N
I might agree with you on a theoretical level, Nate. But the last time I glanced at a Playboy (probably twenty years) all I saw was scantily clad little breedin' aged hard bellied fillies..didn't see anything I would call 'porn'.
I'm not saying I want my grandsons to get a fondness of published nudity...but like anybody else that is travelling, it's nice to have a pamphlet and map that shows you where you're suppose to be going. 😉
paden cash, post: 399594, member: 20 wrote: I might agree with you on a theoretical level, Nate. But the last time I glanced at a Playboy (probably twenty years) all I saw was scantily clad little breedin' aged hard bellied fillies..didn't see anything I would call 'porn'.
I'm not saying I want my grandsons to get a fondness of published nudity...but like anybody else that is travelling, it's nice to have a pamphlet and map that shows you where you're suppose to be going. 😉
Too funny!
Grandpa's main job is to find mischief for the grandsons to get into that they never would've thought of themselves.
I will say there aren't many rules but there is one rule that I impose: you aren't allowed to be a jerk. If you are with me at the Park and you have the other kid's toy, you have to give it back. He forgives me every time :-).
Most definitely in the running for Grandpa of the Year if you follow through on this. If you search through the whole stack you might find the Playboy where Jimmy Carter confessed to having lusted in his heart for others besides Rosalind. I bought three of those when they came out. Remember Elizabeth Ray and Fannie Fox and that Senator from South Carolina or somewhere whose ex-wife posed and said they used to make whoopie in semi-secluded spots in the Capitol Building? Margaret Trudeau graced the pages once upon a time, as well.
Don't ask me why I know all this stuff.;);)
Unc, if your grandson has access to the Internet he has already seen much more than is in PLAYBOY. 😉
Dave Karoly, post: 399598, member: 94 wrote: Grandpa's main job is to find mischief for the grandsons to get into that they never would've thought of themselves.
I will say there aren't many rules but there is one rule that I impose: you aren't allowed to be a jerk. If you are with me at the Park and you have the other kid's toy, you have to give it back. He forgives me every time :).
Yeah, I too am pretty much a stickler on the "please and thank you" and "yes sir or no sir" along with all the proper things. Kids really do need a solid foundation. But showing them how to put a rubber band on the sprayer at the kitchen sink does NOT fall in that category....;)
Holy Cow, post: 399601, member: 50 wrote: ..If you search through the whole stack you might find the Playboy where Jimmy Carter confessed to having lusted in his heart for others besides Rosalind...
The magazines are about ten years old there HC...not forty! Things may have changed since then...like your 1990 Rand McNally Road Atlas.
What?!?! Roads don't move! Do they????
paden cash, post: 399608, member: 20 wrote: Yeah, I too am pretty much a stickler on the "please and thank you" and "yes sir or no sir" along with all the proper things. Kids really do need a solid foundation. But showing them how to put a rubber band on the sprayer at the kitchen sink does NOT fall in that category....;)
I certainly hope that playing "pull my finger" with my grandson right after haning a colonoscopy ain't too bad. :p
I actually kept a 1995 Road Atlas in the back of everything I've driven since I bought it.
A jaunt through St. Louie (at rush hour) northbound and headed for Rockford in 2004 convinced me it might be time to retire my old fav.
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FL/GA PLS., post: 399611, member: 379 wrote: I certainly hope that playing "pull my finger" with my grandson right after haning a colonoscopy ain't too bad. :p
That's a lot better than while prepping for a colonoscopy!
My dad asked me onetime, "What did you learn at school today?"
I said, "I learned when to say 'Yes, sir' and 'No, Sir'"
He said, "You did?"
I replied, "Yep."
Holy Cow, post: 399610, member: 50 wrote: What?!?! Roads don't move! Do they????
Around here roads are likely to move when engineers decide the current design isn't working for some reason. Roads move, interchanges move.
The articles and reviews are full of valuable information
Wait. When did they start putting articles and reviews in there to waste space that should be reserved for photos that would make National Geographic proud?
I was truly blessed at the age of 7 to find 3 hefty sacks of Playboy magazines on the curb next to a trash can on my walk home from school. Dragged all 3 home and hid them in the crawl space under the house which soon became the most popular hang out in the neighborhood for myself and friends. Had my own library there for a while. Sigh. The good old days!
