Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't. “
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That's one!
Remember the old story where the guy's new wife complains about him killing his horse for making three mistakes and he turns to her and says, "That's one."
Don
That's one!
Hi, I'd like to introduce you to my current wife ... um ...
In the past I have been known to comment about a beautiful young lady driver passing our jobsite, saying to a co-worker "She looked just like my second wife". Usually they will answer with "How many time have you been married?"
Me: "Just once, but as good as she looked, I would do it again."
James
Have a friend who is now 81 years young. Her husband used to identify their daughter as being his wife's daughter by her first husband. Of course, he was her one and only husband.
