he is an owner of an excavation construction company.
Any ideas???
thanks
Pigs, get him 3 mature sows, delivered to his fenced back yard. He will think of you often.
jud
A wireless web cam in the cab of each truck. 😀
A Condominium time share in Florida?
Find out if he drinks adult beverages and if so what does he prefer.
2 bottles of Viagra and a half a gallon of Jack Daniels.
Have a great week!
> 2 bottles of Viagra and a half a gallon of Jack Daniels.
If you mix those together isn't that the recipe for a cocktail called "Newton's Third"?
Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem...
You guys are a lot of help, those are the same ideas I already had!
Security cameras, that hook to his TV, so he can see who is in his yard, when the dogs bark, without leaving his lazy boy.
Get him a Nook e-reader from Barnes and Nobel. It's not only a great gift, but it's just plain fun to say it real fast!!:-P
Take him to lunch (no gift cards) and let him tell you some stories of "back in the day". If he is like the old timers I know, he will appreciate some one appreciating him.
anytime I ask my 83 year old grandpa what he wants he always says the same thing...a younger woman!
Good luck finding one of them to suit your needs.!
Reminds me of a joke:
Grandson visits Grampa in the nursing home. "How are they treating you here, gramps?" he asks. "Well, every night the nurse gives me a viagra and a cup of hot chocolate" Grandson thinks this is a little strange, so after visiting Grampa for a bit, he leaves and on the way out, asks a nurse..."what's with the viagra and cup of hot chocolate for my Gramps?" "Well", the nurse replies, "the hot chocolate helps him sleep, and the viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed!"
-JD-
Dang it! You went and took my idea. I was going to suggest a woman young enough to light his fire with no chance of adding to his list of descendants.
